Humour For The Day
By tessah
@tessah (6617)
United States
January 8, 2009 5:34pm CST
i couldnt find the humor section.. so im tossin this in here instead. i felt like sharing 
enjoy!
A blind man makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke? The bar falls deadly quiet. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,'Be fore you tell that joke, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know 5 things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde biker girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde and a professional weightlifter
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously. Do you still want to tell that joke?
The blind man shakes his head and mutters,
'Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it 5 times.'
enjoy!
A blind man makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke? The bar falls deadly quiet. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,'Be fore you tell that joke, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know 5 things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde biker girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde and a professional weightlifter
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously. Do you still want to tell that joke?
The blind man shakes his head and mutters,
'Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it 5 times.'1 person likes this
4 responses
@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
8 Apr 09
He may have been blind, but that man had some big hugas to say that after what he was just told..Hilarious thanks for the laugh. This one my husband will love repeating
to all his friends.lol
to all his friends.lol
@gemini_rose (16264)
•
9 Jan 09
Oh ha ha yes that is very good!!! Makes a change to have a laugh on here! I cannot tell you any jokes in return because I do not really know any that are funny, all the jokes I ever hear are really not that good!!"!
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
8 Jan 09
yeah....good one. 
why did the blonde climb the glass wall???
.......TO SEE WHAT WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE!!! 
why did the blonde climb the glass wall???
.......TO SEE WHAT WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE!!! 
