Why is it great to be a guy?

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I've read some online stuff about this and this is what I got: - Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds. - You can drop by without bringing a small gift. - Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. - You get extra credit for the slightest acts of kindness. - You can go to the bathroom without a support group. So tell me, why is it great to be a guy? I know this list is pretty generic but I disagree with the last one. Most males I know go to the bathroom in groups, actually. I'd observe this in my friends and my classmates.