Anyone here like to adopt?

...anyone wana adopt me? - Please adopt me and save me.
@mimpi1911 (25464)
India
January 25, 2009 7:02am CST
Would you mind adopting me? I promise to keep you the happiest no matter what. I can be intermittently quirky and corny and be whichever suits you whenever. I am on diet, except for chocolates, on which I can survive. I am not grumpy and could be surprisingly funny sometimes. I come in small package with no baggage, no hangovers, no superstitions, no ideosyncrasies, not much extravagance. Happiness much assured. Terms and conditions are flexible. So anyone wana adopt mimpi?
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@alokn99 (5717)
• India
25 Jan 09
My hand's right up there Mimpi. Jumping and pointing up. Terms and conditions flexible ?? What's the catch ?? What if i'm wierd, fussy and constantly throwing up tantrums. Does that disqualify me ? And another thing what happens if more than wants to adopt the sweet Mimpi ? Auction ? or do you get to decide ? Anyway my hand's right up there and should have some preferences . And by the way the cute puppy too is most welcome too.
@alokn99 (5717)
• India
25 Jan 09
No. no reconsidering. Give me the benefit of doubt and will control the fussy bit. I wonder if some goodies may help or is that not allowed ?
@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
25 Jan 09
A fussy parent? Hmmmm point to be noted. even if I give you the benefit if doubt now, the terms and conditions would automatically get altered as and when required. You wana reconsider?
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@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
25 Jan 09
Bribes strictly not allowed. Repeated insistence could cancel the registration. Mind you!
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@margaux08 (1094)
• Philippines
25 Jan 09
This is fun! Considering all the things stated, YES, i will definitely adopt you.
@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
25 Jan 09
Another thing I forgot marguax. I have to have one personal computer for mylotting. You want to reconsider?
@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
25 Jan 09
But I would make it up pedicuring you free of cost!
@margaux08 (1094)
• Philippines
25 Jan 09
hmmm... now i'm considering!
@gabs8513 (48686)
• United Kingdom
25 Jan 09
Lol Mimpi of course I would adopt you so when are you arriving lol
@gabs8513 (48686)
• United Kingdom
25 Jan 09
Yep I have do not sleep in his bed, do not sit on his Seat, do not sit on my Lap, do not want to many Hugs, do not eat his Food, do not take his Chewy, make sure you give him more attention then me, make sure you play with him when he wants to play I think that is it lol Hugs to you
@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
25 Jan 09
That's quite a list! Do you think I can manage?
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@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
25 Jan 09
I rather give it a second thought. How to deal with a jealous Gissi! Any tips?
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@dpk262006 (58679)
• Delhi, India
27 Jan 09
I notice that before my turn could come to respond, many have offered you what you wanted. As far as I am concerned, you are always welcome become you are so sweet and extra-ordinary that anyone known to you will be much glad to have you with her/him. Rest assured, all your desires will be fulfilled (including providing you a computer with internet facility) and all yummy chocolates will be made available to you by me, as and when you will demand. As one of the respondent asked you to do house-hold chores and dishes, I'll not go to that extent..........LOL! What a great and funny thought to start this discussion!!
@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
28 Jan 09
I knew your answer deepak. you are the sweetest!
@dpk262006 (58679)
• Delhi, India
28 Jan 09
Many thanks for the nice compliments, they become 'sweatest', when they come from you side. So let me know to whom you will opt...........
@dpk262006 (58679)
• Delhi, India
27 Jan 09
pl. read 'because' for 'become'
@faith210 (11224)
• Philippines
26 Jan 09
Hi mimpi dear! Oh, I would surely adopt you if I can afford the adoption procedures here. haha.. Would you be bringing your own clothes, your own food and your own savings? I might not be able to sustain your lifestyle. lol... Take care and have a great day! lovelots..faith
@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
28 Jan 09
All those hassles are mine dear. Now, would you consider? I would be the happiest when with you.
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@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
3 Mar 09
@faith210 (11224)
• Philippines
28 Jan 09
Just say when and where my friend..I will pick you up! lovelots..faith
@cupid74 (11388)
• Pakistan
26 Jan 09
Hi Mou Wow what a Post i wonder what make u start thios discussion i think at the ENd its going to be ""DUEL" to jhavi final Lucky one to ADOPT Mimpi
@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
29 Jan 09
Thanks.
@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
28 Jan 09
So are you ready for the dual?
@cupid74 (11388)
• Pakistan
28 Jan 09
Well Mou SORRY i dont ADOPT my friends and trust me u r always welcome to stay with me and even share my choclate, as its ur right as friend So i am out of Dual and always open offer for u to come and stay Take care
@balasri (26537)
• India
25 Jan 09
You always have all my love and concern without those legal hassles Mimpi.You know that I have adopted you as my best companion here long time back.
@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
25 Jan 09
You are the sweetest!
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@balasri (26537)
• India
25 Jan 09
@lovesummer (1162)
• Malaysia
25 Jan 09
yesssss Mimpi, but you dont mind to share a single bed with me do you? lolz
• Malaysia
26 Jan 09
then you are welcome!! i am waiting for you haha
@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
26 Jan 09
No I don't unless you snore like a lion!
@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
30 Jan 09
@riyasam (16556)
• India
25 Jan 09
well,i would love to adopt mimpi but the place where ,i live ,they donot allow the residents to adopt any pet.sigh!!!such good terms and condition,i am thinking of shifting my residence!!!
@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
25 Jan 09
You can contact munna bhai and circuit for expediting the process...
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@riyasam (16556)
• India
26 Jan 09
that bald doctor-dean is better!!!!!!!!
• India
26 Jan 09
Hey there mimpi, Quite a nice proposal you have there. I am all ready for adopting you, but just in case, if I ever leave you home alone... can you manage to cook for yourself. Neways I will leave some food for you i the fridge always... Just one thing, do you know how to play video games? I am all lonely while playing on my PC or my PS2... I need a partner for that. LOL TC
@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
28 Jan 09
Ok deal! Choc'lates are fine anuday and PS? sounds awesome!!
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
26 Jan 09
How many pages is the instruction manual mimpi? I have never been one to go through manuals I'm afraid. Do you also come with your own brush? Any tax credits available? I'm happy to place a call to Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt if you are serious about all of this. They're long overdue for a new adoption.
@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
28 Jan 09
Who are they!!!??? I am rather interested in James H and Cjay...
@SaintAnne (5453)
• United States
26 Jan 09
Send a plane ticket my way and I will be there with Scharffen Berger chocolates and maybe some See's Candies as well.
@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
28 Jan 09
just can't wait!!
@Roseo8 (2947)
• India
27 Jan 09
Hello Mimpi,I dont mind if you come with no strings attached...........But there is a BIG BUT.....I refuse to share my chocolates with you......agreed?Are you still on?
@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
28 Jan 09
Noway! I would rather live with a morone who atleast provides me chocolates rather than you!
@bamrahkirti (1821)
• India
26 Jan 09
Yes i will definitely like to adopt you because i like those people who keep others happy with their jokes and wits.I am 30 years old and you are 34 as i have just checked from your profile and in our case daughter will be elder than mother.It will be great fun and i am looking forward to it. Moreover i always wanted to have a girl as a child so my wish will also be fulfilled. What is your opinion?
@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
28 Jan 09
you are the sweetest. I think it would be worth a relationship. Thanks dear for the consideration and I am an obedient ward and would not give you any scope to complain.
@sugarfloss (2139)
• Malaysia
25 Jan 09
Hey there mimpi1911!Hope you get a house for the puppy.He looks cute :)
@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
25 Jan 09
He is sweet, I am sweeter.you wana adopt me??
@ellie333 (21016)
25 Jan 09
hi mimipi, You are so funny at times. I have a full house here so no ostering or adopting I am afraid but I do so hope you find a lovely home LOL. What are you like. Huggles. Ellie :D
@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
25 Jan 09
Of all people you, you ellie! I thought atleast you would understand!!
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@bjcyrix (6901)
• Philippines
17 Nov 09
LOL Sure, Ill adopt mimpi.^_^ Sorry for all the late responses. Im going back to all those discussions that I saved in my email and responding to them now. Im making it my goal to clear all of this years unresponded interesting discussions before the year is over. So watch out for more responses to your discussions.
@Opal26 (17679)
• United States
26 Jan 09
Hey mimpi! Now why is it that you are putting yourself up for adoption? I know that I have wanted to do that many times but that is because I have no family except my mother who I don't get along with! You sound like you are easy to care for and wouldn't be a problem! Anyone would be more than happy to "adopt" you, but why would you want to be adopted?
@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
26 Jan 09
why? because I want to live with you friends. I will do all the chores and keep you new flat spotlessly clean. How;s that for a deal?
@CJay77 (4438)
• Australia
25 Jan 09
Yes mimps, you just have to let us know when we are going to pick you up from the airport. You will have your own room and we also have chocolates waiting for you, .
@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
26 Jan 09
This, I guess, is the best deal so far and with all those choc'lates to disperse my creativity, I am sure I can set the layout of the Panda Spanking restaurant for your husband with 389 seats to start with.
@janyen (623)
• Netherlands
25 Jan 09
why do you want to be adopted? if the delivery is free, pls. send mimpi in netherlands...
@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
26 Jan 09
Delivery is not free , it comes in kind. Kind as in choclates! I heard Netherlands has some lip smacking ones...