Non-Dairy Coffee Creamer
By sconibear
@sconibear (8016)
United States
March 5, 2009 8:00am CST
a few weeks back i started a discussion which i don't even remember what it was about now, but i got into a back and forth dialog with my good panda spanking buddy James.
we were discussing the flammability of coffee creamer, i told him it was flammable and he said he never knew that........so he tried to light some with no results.
i should have mentioned it has to be NON-DAIRY coffee creamer.
anyways, i was watching MythBusters last night and Kari, Tory, and Grant made a "coffee creamer cannon"
so here's your proof James:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRw4ZRqmxOc&feature=related
have you ever gone AGAINST the warning: "DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME???"
if so, please share your experience with us.
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7 responses
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
5 Mar 09
Ooooooh! Any idea where I can buy non-dairy coffee creamer by the ton??? I'm glad you did your research sconi, 'cos that standard creamer just didn't do anything man! 
I'm happy that the trusty Mythbusters were able to set the record staright too. Did that dude lose his moustache? And don't worry, I won't try it again at home..... I'll be sure to do it at someones else's! lol.
And to add my own experience of going against the warnings, I once tested that theory about not putting a full can in a fire! Baked Beans it was and a family sized can too..... The setting? A fire at cadet camp surrounded by about 30 fellow cadets..... The end result? 30 cadets with a much higher protein count than recommended, due to the rapidly flying beans blasting into their defenseless bodies!
What happened to me? Nothing really, I was about 50 feet away behind a tree! 
I'm happy that the trusty Mythbusters were able to set the record staright too. Did that dude lose his moustache? And don't worry, I won't try it again at home..... I'll be sure to do it at someones else's! lol.
And to add my own experience of going against the warnings, I once tested that theory about not putting a full can in a fire! Baked Beans it was and a family sized can too..... The setting? A fire at cadet camp surrounded by about 30 fellow cadets..... The end result? 30 cadets with a much higher protein count than recommended, due to the rapidly flying beans blasting into their defenseless bodies!
What happened to me? Nothing really, I was about 50 feet away behind a tree! 
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
4 Apr 09
Oooooh, I never thought to use fish pieces. Adding the distinctive odour of fish into the equation could have been an interesting twist. Especially when you consider we were all camping in the middle of nowhere and had little or no access to showers! lol. Thanks for the BR sconi. 
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
5 Mar 09
glad to see you had the sense to stand far away and protect yourself from your experiment James.......and it was a smart thing to have plenty of witnesses to the event.
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@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
4 Apr 09
Wow I never knew that it was flammable either. I use it everyday. But yeah, it does make me wanna try to light some on fire.but I will hold off wouldn't want to singe anything, kinda partial to my eyebrows.
@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
5 Apr 09
I won't be lighting any creamer.Anytime soon..I do however wonder if they will stick a warning label on there for others won't do it and therefore they would get sued for not bearing the warning on their product..
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
4 Apr 09
WARNING!!! IGNITE NON-DAIRY COFFEE CREAMER AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!
not responsible for burnt facial hair or egos!!!
PLEASE wear protective safety equipment when igniting non-dairy coffee creamer.
when will my flash player ever work??).you know something else,these milk cream powders taste very good.i steal my kids milkpowders and give them fresh milk.@sconibear (8016)
• United States
5 Mar 09
very well.......i was saving it to give you for Christmas, but i can see you need it now.
Merry Christmas riya!!! 
http://get.adobe.com/flashplayer/
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@riyasam (16556)
• India
6 Mar 09
i am not able to install flash player,dont ask me why,i am not at all computer savvy.(my computer is getting hung when i am trying to install it).i will have to now wait for my computer technician,who will take his owb sweet time.
by the way,how did you know i was yearning for christmas???many thanks
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
5 Mar 09
haha! i wish i lived in your neighborhood.
i'll bet it's a BLAST!!!
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
5 Mar 09
ooooooh.......vodka is my poison.
it would make me try to build my own coffee cream cannon.
with enough vodka, for the barrel of the cannon i would probably attempt to use my girlfriend's a..............COMING DEAR!!! 
