Facebook Anonymous

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I am starting a 12-step program for those of us hopeless addicted to Facebook. How can you tell if you need our program? 1. You claim that you're using it to save on your long distance bill when in actuality you're buying more RAM for your computer to play all those nifty little apps! 2. You log on every day and you have minimum 50 notifications. 3. Each time you check your friend requests, most of them are from total strangers that want you to join their posse, family, clan, etc. 4. Your inbox is cluttered with newsletters about how to conquer various foes. 5. Your 'top friends' are game buddies. 6. You get your family addicted to the games...and family parties instead become strategy sessions. 7. You spend half the night waiting to level up. 8. You attack your non-posse friends in Fashion Wars so you can get those few points...but never invite them. 9. You spend weeks trying to collect missing items in the various collections in Mafia Wars so you can vault them...even when the items are from a level you haven't yet achieved! 10. You can't imagine a day without logging in 'just to check your messages'...6 HOURS ago! If any of the above scenarios fit you, hurry and sign up...this group is going to explode! I'm not just the founder, I'M A MEMBER!