Equation !!
By Sunil.P
@sunilparthan (6302)
India
August 17, 2009 12:20am CST
Equations! - This is the best I have read in a LONG time
Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work
In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++
Equation 2
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money
Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey
In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
Equation 3
Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey
In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend
So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!
So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money
Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
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4 responses
@UTKARSH777 (82)
• India
17 Aug 09
wow yaar.....its smashing and superb.......................sach mein in equations ko prove karne wala mahaan hai.
@LetranKnight25 (33117)
• Philippines
18 Aug 09
too much spending time with Equation books,eh? well, they're are all great..i can't believe you can actually come up with this kind of calculation. well, i hope it can be applied in real life. hell, sur eit's gonna be something.
