I'm a panda - spank me
By grandpa_lash
@grandpa_lash (5225)
Australia
September 6, 2009 4:45am CST
James may have helped coin an entirely new saying with the invention of panda spanking. Earlier today I answered a post without reading the responses, a lazy and reprehensible mistake, and then read them after I had accused someone of having no sense of humour. I was, of course, dead wrong, and all I could think of by way of reparation was to type
"Well hell, I'm a panda, spank me".
How often have you made a panda of yourself through laziness or carelessness of this sort?
Lash
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8 responses
@jellymonty (2352)
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7 Sep 09
Oh I've been a bad girl and in dying need of some spanking.. So go ahead grandpa do your thing!...
@grandpa_lash (5225)
• Australia
7 Sep 09
Oh my, a bad little girl panda who needs spanking, be still my beating heart. But even my hand won't reach that far, so perhaps you need to find a stern panda spanker in your part of the world and be bad for him. Beats marrying for money honey, and you'll never get bored.
Lash
@jellymonty (2352)
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7 Sep 09
lol true but I still would like to know what it feels like to have a good old grandpa spanking.. 
@jellymonty (2352)
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7 Sep 09
lol true but I still would like to know what it feels like to have a good old grandpa spanking..
@Hatley (163772)
• Garden Grove, California
11 Sep 09
hi grandp__lash it was I or me, anyway you made a handsome
apology and gave me a laugh too. Well one day in my favorite grocery'store I was standing, trying to decide what to buy
and this young pretty lady stopped,"maam could you tell me
'what aisle the coffee is on, I am looking for Folgers, please
can you help me?" I was tired, and thought why the heck doesnt she
'look up at the signs posted above each aisle, they are huge.'so I sort of snapped, " goodness just look at the signs they will tell'you where everything is." She touched my arm, and i looked down, her white cane had fallen on the floor. I felt about two inches tall.
she said in a sweet low voice, I would if I could just see, maan." I saId I am so sorry ,here let me lead you to the right aisle. I feel just awful,young lady. please forgive me."I could have used a panda
'spanking about then.
@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
8 Sep 09
Well whip me with a wet noodle, it happens... 
@doulaworks (1079)
• United States
11 Sep 09
Guilty as discribed, and well sometimes it is just too easy not to. Call it lazy, call it complacent, but sometime I am just not in the mood to read other respose and dive in to the lead and well, there ya go call it being a panda and well deserving a good ol' spankin' .... Hey Grandpa_lash, I'd spank you any day all ya have to do is ask :-)
@dbutheking (2347)
• India
7 Sep 09
Ha Ha.. I guess i was also there in that response.. If i guess right..
There is nothing wrong with that actually. It is just a common misunderstanding that happen in every place. In real life too there are many incidents about the misunderstanding.
Mostly i also like you same. I probably not reading all the responses. If only the responses are within 10 i will read.
Well, i also a panda because i didn't read the responses fully. So, spank me! ..lol..
Have a great day.
@pixeltwistr (613)
• United States
6 Sep 09
I usually read the first page of responses but sometimes there are 4 to 5 pages or more and then i dont read them all....
I also usually try to do a little research on a discussion before i comment as i prefer to know what i am talking about so i dont look like a fool all the time but yesterday i got caught up in this discussion and went ahead and commented....then I did some research and found that I was way off base and just getting caught up in the Henny Penny The sky is falling mentality....lol.....I try not to do that though. I much prefer know all i can about the subject before trying to discuss it...
@MrKennedy (1978)
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6 Sep 09
I sir am no panda, nor would I ever want to be spanked.
To answer the question though, I probably make a "panda" of myself on a daily basis :(
