the mylot prison

@jb78000 (15163)
October 17, 2009 7:57am CST
no not for mylot users but we get to decide who goes in there. in each little dungeon style cell we put in two celebrities and have a good laugh while they bash the living daylights out of each other. rules are simple - they have to be famous figures you think deserve it - no decent or half decent types are going in. they also have to be highly likely to fight each other. they can however be living, dead or fictional. so far my choices would be robert mugabe and nick griffin in dungeon one, a christian fundamentalist and a muslim extremist in dungeon two, peter andre and jordon in dungeon three (win the prize for most irritating vacuous couple there is, and now they have fallen out. but the prison is huge with plenty more cells, so any suggestions?
2 people like this
9 responses
@wmraul (2554)
• Bucharest, Romania
17 Oct 09
I would want to make a small improvment to this: character A, character B (as you proposed) and .. a refree. First couple I can think is Jesus vs Mohamed, and Buddha as refree. In a second cell I would want to insert 2 teams: our beloved mylot user ParaTed and Barak Obama as team A, Hitler and Stalin as team B, refree team: J. F. Kennedy and Lee Harvey Oswald. A third cell would be for women mud wrestling: Paris Hilton vs Madonna, refree Mother Theresa. Ah, and the winner from first cell will also win a weekend on a tropical islan with the winner from cell 3, while the winner team of cell 2 would be the only servant for them ... PS: don't tell me my mind is sick .. I know ..
1 person likes this
@jb78000 (15163)
17 Oct 09
excellent choices wimmy. and your prize is very enticing. may i suggest though that referees be replaced with baseball bats?
1 person likes this
@wmraul (2554)
• Bucharest, Romania
17 Oct 09
Odds are that a baseball bat will not be able to be SUBJECTIVE .. and the least you want is a objective decisions from the refree
2 people like this
@JodiLynn (1417)
• United States
17 Oct 09
you guys are deliciously sick!
1 person likes this
@dawnald (84069)
• Shingle Springs, California
19 Oct 09
Hitler and Stalin?
1 person likes this
@jb78000 (15163)
19 Oct 09
ok. they will certainly fight. brutally. maybe. didn't both of them get others to do their genocides for them?
1 person likes this
@dawnald (84069)
• Shingle Springs, California
19 Oct 09
Yeah, bunch of cowardly wusses... A few good smacks would have done them good.
1 person likes this
@jb78000 (15163)
20 Oct 09
you have an odd idea of how to deal with a genocidal maniac and megalomaniac.
@Louc74 (620)
18 Oct 09
Ok, Tony "Red hands" Blair VS Gordon (Dubya?) Brown, and could we please just have a lion pit for wee Eck "Baw bag" Salmond? Pleeeeaaaassse??? And I would say Aniston VS Jolie, but I don't think it would last 2 seconds, plus I quite like our Jen. Also, Simon Cowell VS Sharon Osbourne - there's a grudge match if ever there was one!
1 person likes this
@jb78000 (15163)
18 Oct 09
alex salmond? hmmn, no saint there but although there is a lion pit it is being reserved for worse ones. jolie vs aniston would end with aniston crying and jolie grinning in as you said less than two seconds. jolie versus, hmmn, mike tyson might be fairer. blair is clearly evil and little brown utterly lost. not too fair really. cowell and osbourne is a great match - would go on for ages becoming bloodier and bloodier.
@debrakcarey (19921)
• United States
17 Oct 09
How about Bush against Saddam? With Obama as ref?
1 person likes this
@jb78000 (15163)
18 Oct 09
alright
@Hatley (164226)
• Garden Grove, California
17 Oct 09
hi blue bunny I would put Miss Piggy in with Elmo and see who kicks the stuffing out of who or is it whom. they are two of the most irritating kids figures on television to me, and even my son while growing up had a song, Kill Elmo. he he he. oh and the guy in the commercials that says he will beat anyone's price on mattresses or I will give you one freeeeee. and draws out the free, then says you are killing me, Larry. put that guy in with his accountant Larry and have them have at it too.
1 person likes this
@jb78000 (15163)
18 Oct 09
nice and very deserving choices hatley
@opalina143 (1239)
• Morristown, New Jersey
17 Oct 09
I was gonna say Jesus and Neitzhe, but Jesus doesn't really deserve it. Though Neitzhe would probably end up turned into a watermelon or something, Jesus being the all powerful son of god and all :-) Sorry, my mind is very strange today.
@jb78000 (15163)
17 Oct 09
yes - they both have to deserve it. also jesus was a bit of a pacifist so it might not have been much of a fight anyway. how about neitzhe and a fundamentalist - any persuasion. that might work. interesting choice btw.
• Morristown, New Jersey
17 Oct 09
You're right, Jesus WAS a pacifist. My bad. As for a fundamentalist, most of them are not very educated and would probably have no idea who Neitzhe is.
@debrakcarey (19921)
• United States
17 Oct 09
That was not ammusing. I am friends with some fundementalists who can quote Neirzhe to you. But I shouldn't be starting any fighting yet....sorry jb.
@celticeagle (123852)
• Boise, Idaho
25 Oct 09
You've gone over the edge. I hope........well never mind I will see for myself. Have fun.
@jb78000 (15163)
29 Oct 09
1 person likes this
@celticeagle (123852)
• Boise, Idaho
31 Oct 09
Exactly.
@jb78000 (15163)
31 Oct 09
still don't understand.
1 person likes this
@thea09 (18316)
• Greece
18 Oct 09
Ok Boris thingy, sticky up hair , chinless wonder, mayor of London, against Arthur Scargill. Maggie and her handbag against anyone you like, and my money is on her.
@jb78000 (15163)
18 Oct 09
that is cruelty to animals. poor little lioness.. personally i think the only fair way would be a big tank and a great white shark - and even then i'd keep an eye on them to make sure the shark was not having too hard a time.
@celticeagle (123852)
• Boise, Idaho
1 Nov 09
You don't really need to. How about the couple with the eight kids that are in the news right now?