the mylot prison
October 17, 2009 7:57am CST
no not for mylot users but we get to decide who goes in there. in each little dungeon style cell we put in two celebrities and have a good laugh while they bash the living daylights out of each other. rules are simple - they have to be famous figures you think deserve it - no decent or half decent types are going in. they also have to be highly likely to fight each other. they can however be living, dead or fictional. so far my choices would be robert mugabe and nick griffin in dungeon one, a christian fundamentalist and a muslim extremist in dungeon two, peter andre and jordon in dungeon three (win the prize for most irritating vacuous couple there is, and now they have fallen out. but the prison is huge with plenty more cells, so any suggestions?
• Bucharest, Romania
17 Oct 09
I would want to make a small improvment to this: character A, character B (as you proposed) and .. a refree. First couple I can think is Jesus vs Mohamed, and Buddha as refree. In a second cell I would want to insert 2 teams: our beloved mylot user ParaTed and Barak Obama as team A, Hitler and Stalin as team B, refree team: J. F. Kennedy and Lee Harvey Oswald. A third cell would be for women mud wrestling: Paris Hilton vs Madonna, refree Mother Theresa. Ah, and the winner from first cell will also win a weekend on a tropical islan with the winner from cell 3, while the winner team of cell 2 would be the only servant for them ... PS: don't tell me my mind is sick .. I know ..
18 Oct 09
Ok, Tony "Red hands" Blair VS Gordon (Dubya?) Brown, and could we please just have a lion pit for wee Eck "Baw bag" Salmond? Pleeeeaaaassse??? And I would say Aniston VS Jolie, but I don't think it would last 2 seconds, plus I quite like our Jen. Also, Simon Cowell VS Sharon Osbourne - there's a grudge match if ever there was one!
18 Oct 09
alex salmond? hmmn, no saint there but although there is a lion pit it is being reserved for worse ones. jolie vs aniston would end with aniston crying and jolie grinning in as you said less than two seconds. jolie versus, hmmn, mike tyson might be fairer. blair is clearly evil and little brown utterly lost. not too fair really. cowell and osbourne is a great match - would go on for ages becoming bloodier and bloodier.
• Garden Grove, California
17 Oct 09
hi blue bunny I would put Miss Piggy in with Elmo and see who kicks the stuffing out of who or is it whom. they are two of the most irritating kids figures on television to me, and even my son while growing up had a song, Kill Elmo. he he he. oh and the guy in the commercials that says he will beat anyone's price on mattresses or I will give you one freeeeee. and draws out the free, then says you are killing me, Larry. put that guy in with his accountant Larry and have them have at it too.
• Morristown, New Jersey
17 Oct 09
I was gonna say Jesus and Neitzhe, but Jesus doesn't really deserve it. Though Neitzhe would probably end up turned into a watermelon or something, Jesus being the all powerful son of god and all :-) Sorry, my mind is very strange today.