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Yep Mum has managed it again and she is not funny I mean how can she put a photo of me on here for all my Friends to see with a silly Hat on my Head She is so not funny, I mean do I look like a Witch and what if some pretty Lady Dogs see this? They are going to laugh at me, does Mum not realize that I have an Image to keep up? How would Mum like it if I would put silly hats on her I mean ok I did not actually wear the Hat, she did that with her silly Program, but I look so silly, not that Mum agrees oh no she says "My little Fluffball looks so cute, I might just buy you one" Arghhhhhhhhhhh she knows I do not like being called Fluff Ball and she will certainly not buy me one of those pointed things and put it on my Head, I mean I would never be able to show my Face again in this Village Last year she tried to put a thing on my Head with a ball at the top and then something round my neck to keep it warm, well I refused to go out with her like that, of course Mum was laughing and kept saying I look cute, well I did not I looked silly, I was not going to show my Face out there dressed up no way, I mean even my ears where gone when she put the Ball Hat on my Head This year she has threatened to buy Booties for me so my Paws stay warm I don't think so somehow Do you wear silly hats?????/