Hey, Algore! Let's Make a Deal!
By Maggiepie
@Maggiepie (7816)
United States
January 9, 2010 7:44am CST
We'll agree you're totally right about global warming if you'll agree to look the other way while we little people out here in flyover country can start running around in fuel-guzzling jets like yours, & SUVs & spray our hair 'til it's stiff as an old cliche, & run our heaters & our stoves & our hair dryers, & leave our freon-packed fridges' doors wide open, in an effort to HEAT UP THE DANGED PLANET!!!!!
It's frikkin FREEEEEEEZING, man! Why should you be the only one allowed to act like you don't really believe there's any such thing, & run as much power through your compound in a month as we do all year?
We've got you sussed, Buster. You couldn't possibly really believe we're heating up the world. It seems all along your plan was to make as much money off this scam so you could afford the rising fuel prices...so you could help heat up your huge dwelling & vehicles!
But, say...what if you accidentally swerved into the truth, man? What if we actually could heat up the world?!
Let's try it! Heck, if we don't, we're all going to become folks-sicles if this haha "global warming" lasts much longer! Global freezing is what's happening! I swear I can feel my blood slowing down...
Or...maybe you were right & your messing with things has removed the heat?! It's not nice to monkey with Mom Nature! Didn't anyone ever tell you that? Aw, heck, my king...er...queendom for a fireplace!!!!! BRRR, dang it, BRR-frikkin-RRR!!!!!
Maggiepie
HAVE A SAFE & HAPPY (& a somewhat warmer!) 2010!
Or...maybe you were right & your messing with things has removed the heat?! It's not nice to monkey with Mom Nature! Didn't anyone ever tell you that? Aw, heck, my king...er...queendom for a fireplace!!!!! BRRR, dang it, BRR-frikkin-RRR!!!!!
Maggiepie
HAVE A SAFE & HAPPY (& a somewhat warmer!) 2010!4 responses
@minx267 (15526)
• Hartford, Connecticut
17 Jan 10
LOL, I have to forward this one on to my Roomie.. I have heard all of this from him in the last couple of weeks - You at least made me laugh.
But you are right.. "He" is only out to make himself rich.. this is some major scam he's got going and everyone of those stupid people who don't have minds to think for themselves are falling for it.
Just frickin ridiculous.. I get so frustrated - I could scream- but what good would it do me?
@Maggiepie (7816)
• United States
17 Jan 10
Well, screaming might be good for you, but I'd say laughter is far better. Doctors have long since established that it heals your body, & makes you feel better, since it relieves stress. Science agrees, & have proof that those of us with a good sense of humor live longer, too!
So I say you should just snicker a lot every time he says "brrr," & when he asks why you're laughing, say, "Two words: Al. Gore."
Maybe that will get through to him? 
Maggiepie
"THAT NATION GOVERNS BEST WHICH GOVERNS LEAST."
Maggiepie
"THAT NATION GOVERNS BEST WHICH GOVERNS LEAST."@Maggiepie (7816)
• United States
17 Jan 10
Oops, I misread your post. I see now the problem isn't with your roomie, but others. Still, the principle still stands. Try it, & see if you can't open a mind or 2! 
Maggiepie
"THAT NATION GOVERNS BEST WHICH GOVERNS LEAST."
Maggiepie
"THAT NATION GOVERNS BEST WHICH GOVERNS LEAST."
@Maggiepie (7816)
• United States
17 Jan 10
Oh, yeah! How well I know that!
Maggiepie
"THAT NATION GOVERNS BEST WHICH GOVERNS LEAST."
@Kowgirl (3489)
• United States
9 Jan 10
Hurray for you...It seems everyone has woke up to the truth.
Al Gore lives in Nashville, Tn and his electric bill has been
over $4,000+ a month for more than a year and that was before the
temp fell below freezing. I would think with his huge house his
bill is now passing the $6,000+ a month mark.
The outside lights alone could use up more electricity than we do in 12 months.
As for his so called Global Warming, that was another SCAM he and his
cronies cooked up to get more money. Like all politicians he is an eloquent liar.
Time and time again, scientist proved him wrong but he chose to disregard them and as with most rumors he got people to believe him. Facts speak louder than his words and now people can see there wasn't anything to back up his tall tales.... more money lost to a lost cause...
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@Maggiepie (7816)
• United States
10 Jan 10
Thanks. Yes, I've been onto that lying rat for, well, always. That's because I wasn't relying on the self-called "Major Mainstream Media," (MMM), 
as, having been a part of the news media long ago, (news/talk radio), I know exactly how bad they are!
No, I can't agree all politicians are "eloquent liars;" some are clumsy liars...
Well, actually, even though I love to joke, that's not really fair, either; there are politicians who tell the truth. I know because, in a fit of civic pride, I once dipped into that pool for a minor local office (which I won), & during my 2-year term, met scads of them. Most of them were just average human beings, doing the best they knew how--failing sometimes, true, but not trying to screw up America, as twits such as Gore are. I'm a pretty good judge of character (good gene to have)! I know the signals of the slick liars.
You know, I think God's sense of humor is at play, here, & He's sent us this world-wide (well, at least the top half of the planet) freeze to expose the Gore-ies hoax to the general populace, to save us from being massively taken in by the killer lies he & his ilk promulgate, & (ah, the economy of God!), simultaneously exposing the toadying MMM for what they are!
Take THAT, Algore! Hahahahahahahah! 
Maggiepie
HAVE A SAFE & HAPPY (& a somewhat warmer!) 2010!
as, having been a part of the news media long ago, (news/talk radio), I know exactly how bad they are!
No, I can't agree all politicians are "eloquent liars;" some are clumsy liars...
Well, actually, even though I love to joke, that's not really fair, either; there are politicians who tell the truth. I know because, in a fit of civic pride, I once dipped into that pool for a minor local office (which I won), & during my 2-year term, met scads of them. Most of them were just average human beings, doing the best they knew how--failing sometimes, true, but not trying to screw up America, as twits such as Gore are. I'm a pretty good judge of character (good gene to have)! I know the signals of the slick liars.
You know, I think God's sense of humor is at play, here, & He's sent us this world-wide (well, at least the top half of the planet) freeze to expose the Gore-ies hoax to the general populace, to save us from being massively taken in by the killer lies he & his ilk promulgate, & (ah, the economy of God!), simultaneously exposing the toadying MMM for what they are!
Take THAT, Algore! Hahahahahahahah!
Maggiepie
HAVE A SAFE & HAPPY (& a somewhat warmer!) 2010!
@Maggiepie (7816)
• United States
9 Jan 10
Wouldn't it be swell if humans really could have so much control of the environment, though?
Last night's frigid temp (it got to zero, when you factor in wind chill) inspired this silly screed. I actually gave up & ran the heater; I couldn't have slept had I not! I just woke up (about 5 P.M.), so obviously I needed the rest.
Oh, & how cold was it? My TV's turned itself off, as have both computers, so my bundle company, Grande, must have frozen again. I got this new computer up & running, but the TV won't come on, & the old comp's going to have to remain dark 'til you come Monday!
Brrr? 
Maggiepie
HAVE A SAFE & HAPPY (& a somewhat warmer!) 2010!
Maggiepie
HAVE A SAFE & HAPPY (& a somewhat warmer!) 2010!