Where do all socks go?

Socks missing a pair - Missing a sock after a wash
@bounce58 (17380)
Canada
March 3, 2010 11:38am CST
Don’t you find it peculiar why you keep losing a sock in the wash? When the laundry comes out I often find a sock without a pair. It doesn’t matter whose it is, mine or the kids; we keep missing one or two. Isn’t there a law that says ‘what comes in, must also come out’? I keep blaming the washer, but I think it’s the dryer that’s a bit suspicious. Maybe once in a while it decides it’s hungry, and just eats one. Maybe the sock companies had made a deal with the dryer makers in a way that their machines would require a sock sacrifice ever so often. Have you lost a sock lately? Where do you think it went?
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@thezone (9394)
• Ireland
4 Mar 10
Hi bounce58, This happens all the time Maybe the experiments with the Large Hadron Collider did go a bit wrong and the result sucked our poor little socks away to God knows where. I did here that a simple peg can Save Our Socks from this phenomena. So SOS everyone
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@thezone (9394)
• Ireland
20 Apr 10
Here is another possible theroy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0n-86GgXDU
@thezone (9394)
• Ireland
20 Apr 10
Theory even
@bounce58 (17380)
• Canada
4 Mar 10
SOS, mispelled - Save our Socks, LOL!
I will echo your plea... SOS everyone! SOS everyone! Thanks thezone
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@lingli_78 (12821)
• Australia
3 Mar 10
this discussion really make me laugh so hard... i had heard about this missing socks discussion before quite a while ago here but in another version... to be honest with you, i and my hubby never lost any socks before when we do our laundry... may be because we are not using drying machine to dry our laundry... so may be your theory about the conspiracy between the socks company and the drying machine company might be right... take care and have a nice day...
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@lingli_78 (12821)
• Australia
22 Mar 10
thank you for your best response bounce... don't worry... i won't let the sock companies and dryer manufacturers know about this... it is our little secret, isn't it??? hopefully the washing companies won't join in their conspiracy as well... otherwise, i will be in big trouble... i don't want to start missing my socks as well... take care and have a nice day...
@bounce58 (17380)
• Canada
4 Mar 10
Thank you lingli! Your response is the first proof I have that there is really a conspiracy between sock companies and dryer manufacturers. Just don't let them know, that you know about it, they might encourage the washing machine manufacturers to join their evil plans too!
@Opal26 (17679)
• United States
4 Mar 10
Hey bounce! I think that question will always be one that will just keep going unanswered forever! I don't know where those socks go! I think everyone asks that question! I don't think that there is anyone on earth who hasn't lost a sock somewhere at sometime or more than one! It is one of the most annoying things ever! I will never understand how you can put socks into the washer and dryer and still always come up missing one of a pair! Where do they go? That is going to be a mystery that will remain unanswered to the rest of our lives!
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@bounce58 (17380)
• Canada
4 Mar 10
I'm sure it is Opal26. But, wouldn't it be funny if there is actually a place on earth where all these socks end up? And that the dryer is their way to get to this place. Either that, or just a lot of mice sleeping on really comfortable nests made of socks!
@timhinyy (1653)
• United States
4 Mar 10
that is a good question and probably why that most of my socks that i have are of the same color, so if i lost one i would have so many of the same kind that it wouldn't really matter. how about this one did you have so many socks that you accumulated over the years that you had so many that you didn't realize that you actually had that many. This is kind of funny when i moved i was gathering up some of my clothes and i guess since my mom got me socks a lot of years for christmas i did not realize how many i actually had and i had so many that i could actually fill up an entire drawer with just the socks i was amazed that i had so many of them. I needed to get rid of some of them, but since i had so many it really didn't matter that i had to get rid of some of them and i don't think i will need any more any time soon and if the dryer monster needs a sacrifice i have plenty for it to have.
@bounce58 (17380)
• Canada
4 Mar 10
Hello timhinyy. Funny you should mention about having too many socks. Because in my experience of losing the odd sock here and there, I actually resorted to having one particular kind of sock. I bought 4 bags of black socks, each bag had 6 pairs inside it. And since I wash (and dry) everyweek, I actually still have socks that are still in the bag and haven't been used yet. So I guess you could say that I wouldn't mind offering up a sock or two to the dryer monster once in a while.
@jewels49 (1776)
• United States
4 Mar 10
Bounce you are asking us to solve a mystery larger than the pyramids. The sock monster seems to live at everyones house. When all the kids were little I tried those little rings that are supposed to hold them together in the wash. I still had missing mates. I have actually surrendered to the sock monster and have a drawer full of mis matched dust rags.
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@bounce58 (17380)
• Canada
4 Mar 10
Yeah! I bet if we collected all the missing socks, we'd have a pile as high as the pyramids! I could just see the sock monster, laughing his 'socks' off, everytime one of us loses an odd one.
@Torunn (8606)
• Norway
4 Mar 10
I haven't lost one sock since I started doing my own laundry, so I think there's a little troll living in my fathers washing machine. It collects socks to use as clothes in the winter. It doesn't like wearing the same outfit more than once, so it'll only take one of each pair.
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@bounce58 (17380)
• Canada
4 Mar 10
Fashionable troll.
3 Mar 10
The sock monster steals them as soon as they enter the washing machine. The only way I have found to defeat this greedy critter is to put all the socks into a pillow case before putting them into the wash, but even then the sock monster manages to undo the bag sometimes.
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@bounce58 (17380)
• Canada
4 Mar 10
Hello recycledgoth. I am sorry that the sock monster within your area has enough intelligence to undo pillow cases. Hope that is stays that way though. That it is only content with socks. I'd hate to learn one day that it has decided to upgrade into shirts and pants.
@weasel81 (2496)
• Australia
3 Mar 10
i totally agree with you, they run away. the place i find they go take a holiday is under beds, so that you have to wash them again before you wear them and they can run again. mine are getting holes in them.
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@bounce58 (17380)
• Canada
3 Mar 10
Hi weasel81! I think yours have serious problems! They run away and take holidays, yet they inflict pain on themselves by tearing holes. Are you sure your feet are not making them mad?
@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
3 Mar 10
At my house the socks get Jason'd. Jason's one of our cats and he walks off with them in his mouth...
@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
4 Mar 10
Jason is a any day sock poacher!
@bounce58 (17380)
• Canada
4 Mar 10
Does Jason only take your socks on Fridays? What happens if a Friday falls on a 13th?
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@iridium (431)
3 Mar 10
my mum always told me that odd socks were the larval form of wire coat hangers. i'm sure ball point pen lids and things down the back of the sofa were part of the life cycle somehow too. i've taken to buying all my socks the same so even if i lose one out of 10 pars i still have one that goes with it
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@bounce58 (17380)
• Canada
3 Mar 10
Thanks iridium! I've taken the same strategy when it comes to my socks. I only have two kinds, blacks and whites. And each are of the same kind. So far I haven't had to match a black with a white one. But I know I counted it yesterday, and each kind had an odd count. So, I'm missing at least one of each!
@phyrre (2317)
• United States
3 Mar 10
I like to think that my dryer is a magical portal to a place where socks can live happily with each other, so every once in a while one sneaks through the portal and disappears to...wherever they can be happy? Honestly, I have no idea, but it certainly defies all physics, doesn't it? XD It's like all the principles that apply to the rest of the world do not apply to socks. And I especially like when one sock disappears from the dryer only to turn up a week later in another load. I have no idea how that one works, but every once in a while it happens.
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@bounce58 (17380)
• Canada
3 Mar 10
I like your explanation of a magical portal where they can live happily with each other. I also like your suggestion that they can come back a week after. Maybe one has gone through, and just came back to beckon the other one. I guess we're always left with the stubborn one.
• United States
3 Mar 10
When I was growing up, I always heard my grandmother say that "it went down the rat hole." At that time I wasn't really sure what that meant, I was always afraid that there was a big mouse hole behind our washer or dryer and that the mice would come up and steal the socks. I guessed they were usinging them for bedding or something. Now I am certain it is becuase my kids can never get their laundry in the laundry basket and if you were to check under their bed there has to be at least 10 pairs of mismatched socks under there. I bet my mom would of said the same about me when I was growing up too. I really enjoyed your conspiracy theory between the sock makers and dryer manufacturers. I knew someone had to be behind this whole sock disappering situation.
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@bounce58 (17380)
• Canada
3 Mar 10
I think your mom got it right, that it went into a rat hole. Unfortunately for the rats, they can't carry it all together. So they leave it at a holding area before they drag it in the hole to make beddings. So I guess in your house, the holding area is under your kid's beds. But who knows? Maybe behind the scenes, there is one big rat with stock holdings on sock companies and dryer manufacturers. He could just be orchestrating all of these!
@megamatt (14290)
• United States
3 Mar 10
Well I have two theories, one serious and one not so serious. Socks tend to drop in the oddest places. Sometimes they got lost from the clothes basket to the laundry. Other times, they get lost the other way. They could be just somewhere, perhaps dropped on the floor, forgotten somewhere. It has to be someplace. The other less serious theory is that there is a vortex that opens up whenever laundry is done. There is some inter dimensional creature that feasts on socks. Therefore it steals them and devours them. Implausible perhaps, but it would explain why socks tend to go missing and never found.
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@bounce58 (17380)
• Canada
3 Mar 10
It has to be someplace. Hi megamatt! That line from your serious explanation is actually your less serious theory. That 'someplace' you're trying to describe is actually the vortex towards the stocmach of the inter dimensional creature. Personally, I like your second explanation!
@Torunn (8606)
• Norway
4 Mar 10
I haven't lost one sock since I started doing my own laundry, so I think there's a little troll living in my fathers washing machine. It collects socks to use as clothes in the winter. It doesn't like wearing the same outfit more than once, so it'll only take one of each pair.
@bounce58 (17380)
• Canada
4 Mar 10
Oh man! That's terrible. That's even worse than the sock monster that I first suspected. A fashionable troll! All the more reason I just want to buy a lot of the same black socks. This way it'll just have the same outfit year in and year out if it continues to swipe the odd sock or two.
@Torunn (8606)
• Norway
4 Mar 10
You should be careful, if it gets angry it might start taking other things. Or colouring your white clothes pinkish ... ;-)
• United States
4 Mar 10
I have been lucky. I haven't lost any socks . But then again, i don't put my socks in the dryer. i think it Is the dryer.
@bounce58 (17380)
• Canada
4 Mar 10
Hi Sarah. I think you're the second in here that gives me proof that it is the dryer that's been eating these odd socks. D*mn those dryers!
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@cher913 (25781)
• Canada
4 Mar 10
i really hate when socks get lost in the dryer but more often than not the socks are hiding in my daughters' bedrooms (and only one sock has made it down to the washing machine!) needless to say, we have a lot of odd socks around the house. good thing my youngest daughter is crafty! she loves to make sock animals out of random socks!
@bounce58 (17380)
• Canada
4 Mar 10
Hi cher913. Are you sure your daughther is not the sock monster? Or maybe she's working for the conspirators that include the sock makers and dryer manufacturers? Hehe, sorry. Can't help it. Have a nice day.
• Estonia
3 Mar 10
I think I've lost one sock recently. I am not sure, where did it go missing, but there are two main suspects in this case. One is my washer, the other is the place behind my house where the drying ropes are. I think that wind tore that sock off the rope and that's how it went missing.
@bounce58 (17380)
• Canada
4 Mar 10
You're lucky Biomechanoid that you've only lost one. I think your socks are more ambitious that they tend to fly away from drying ropes. Thanks for dropping by.
@bird123 (10658)
• United States
4 Mar 10
I have the long lost secret to missing socks. They are going down the washing machine drain.How can I be so sure? One didn't quite make it out. It locked up the water pump.When the water pump quits, the washer won't empty.So you bail water then try to figure out what is wrong. I found the sock stuck in the water pump. Hmmm??? I wonder how many just go right on through.
@bounce58 (17380)
• Canada
4 Mar 10
Hi bird123. I think that's just the washing machine's way of getting into the action. I bet it is so jealous with the dryer at having 'eaten' a lot of socks, that it is trying it's way to eat one too! Thanks for the response.
• Japan
3 Mar 10
Missing socks! You have a unique discussion. Maybe they just simply want to hide and have fun hiding for a while. LOL
@bounce58 (17380)
• Canada
3 Mar 10
That's what I figure. I think these socks have minds of their own. Thanks.
@RobtheRock (2433)
• United States
4 Mar 10
I agree that mice are the culprits. They use them to build their nests. Besides mice, sometimes we drop the socks here and there. Sometimes, we don't get both of them when we prepare to wash.
@bounce58 (17380)
• Canada
4 Mar 10
Hi RobtheRock. I think the mice in your area are a bit sophisticated that they know what to make their nests out of. Must be a very comfortable sock nest!