Enough is Enough...! i Quit. No More for Me..!
@mario_stevens (6964)
Malaysia
June 4, 2010 12:28pm CST
I QUIT! Enough of this.. NO MORE 
i mixed vodka & Water.... and i got drunk
i mixed whiskey & Water ..... and i got drunk again
i then mixed brandy & Water ...... and STILL got drunk.
Now I've learnt my lesson the hard way........
NO MORE WATER FOR ME! 
any drinking anecdotes to share? please do...
i mixed vodka & Water.... and i got drunk
i mixed whiskey & Water ..... and i got drunk again
i then mixed brandy & Water ...... and STILL got drunk.
Now I've learnt my lesson the hard way........
NO MORE WATER FOR ME!
any drinking anecdotes to share? please do...6 responses
@mario_stevens (6964)
• Malaysia
4 Jun 10
and now i can truly welcome you to the world of Mario...
hehehaha..
Thank you so kindly, Mario. Will that be a weird world??
@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
7 Jun 10
my cheeks turn bright red when I'm drunk, I think it's very annoying...
@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
7 Jun 10
sometimes it's not just the cheeks, it's the arms and legs too...
embarrassing... 
@mario_stevens (6964)
• Malaysia
7 Jun 10
like a big red mannequin that can't stand straight.. especially after one too many cocktails 
@mario_stevens (6964)
• Malaysia
7 Jun 10
it's even more annoying when it's just your nose that turns red. bordering on embarrassing..1 person likes this
@_sketch_ (5742)
• United States
22 Jun 10
Why are you adding water? I think I missed something here....
@mario_stevens (6964)
• Malaysia
22 Jun 10
well...sometimes drinking it 'neat' is a bit too strong from some people, hence they'd be adding different types of 'mixers' just to tone down the string taste. there are those who add cola, or ginger ale, or soda water, or even some other type of drink to it. but one of the more purer mixers is water. water dilutes the whiskey a little bit without distorting the overall taste of the drink
@apples99 (6556)
• United States
4 Jun 10
LOL funny. I dont think I've ever been drunk, I've been tipsy before yes, but I have never been drunk to the point of hang over or sickness, I guess I just know my limit, and I dont drink very often so I dont know any good anti drinking jokes yours is good though.
@mario_stevens (6964)
• Malaysia
4 Jun 10
thank you, thank you...
but that was an attempt at a water joke which became a drinking joke
but that was an attempt at a water joke which became a drinking joke 
i will not drink the water anymore
i will take that vodka to make me still aware and in full conscious. 
@zralte (4176)
• India
24 Jun 10
Am not sure if what I am about to share can be classified as anecdote or not. Whatever. It is true incident though.
When Winston Churchill was Prime Minister of England, he got drunk at a party. One woman came up to him and said disapprovingly, 'Mr. Prime Minister, You are drunk'
Churchill replied, 'Yes Madam, I am drunk; and you are ugly. Tomorrow, I will be sober; but you will still be ugly'
Can you just picture Churchill's monotone to go along with the words!!!!
@mario_stevens (6964)
• Malaysia
24 Jun 10
oh yes i can i read about this line of his..it was a very good one by Churchill. made even better with his 'emotionless monotone' when he said it hahaha...i pity that lady
i read about this line of his..it was a very good one by Churchill. made even better with his 'emotionless monotone' when he said it hahaha...i pity that lady 