Come here...
By TheRealDawn
@dawnald (85137)
Shingle Springs, California
November 3, 2010 11:23pm CST
So we're watching a show on the Biography channel about the captains on Star Trek, and they're comparing Picard's record with women to Kirk's. Poor Picard was supposed to be the cerebral, unapproachable one, and they don't even have him get together with a woman until something like season 3. He had 8 liasons total, one per season.
And then there was Kirk at 5.25 women per season. Don't ask me how he had .25 of a woman. I don't want to know. Some of them ended badly, 7 were aliens and one was an android. This is where the Dearra rant starts...
"An android," shouts Dearra? "Why would he kiss a tin can?"
"Dearra, it was a humanoid with skin..."
"Mom," she continues on without even hearing me, "why would he kiss a machine? Come here garbage can, I love you."
hahahahaha
I think she's going to be a comedian when she grows up!
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15 responses
@burrito88 (2774)
• United States
4 Nov 10
The original Star Trek always got to me because of the line in the intro "to where man has never been before". Yet, they kept finding people. Also, to my memory, I think KirK got it on with more than 5.25 women per season. It seemed like almost every week it was somebody else. And what was the job of the blonde yowman who was on the first year?
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@BarBaraPrz (51811)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
4 Nov 10
Ah, yes... the female yeoman... there to service... I mean, serve the captain... serve, yeah, that's it, serve...
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@3SnuggleBunnies (16374)
• United States
4 Nov 10
Perhaps it was more so that Picard was an intilectual more so than Kirk was.
And in reply to your daughters comments, they are "men".... if it looks female and they can potentially shag her by one means or another they will follow. Law of nature I'm afraid or men are just all ___?____
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@3SnuggleBunnies (16374)
• United States
4 Nov 10
We'll she'll be ranting about the behavior & desires of men as long as she walks on Gods green Earth. Not that us ladies are always perfect either but men have a bigger reputation for such things
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@vandana7 (102698)
• India
4 Nov 10
I love my computer. I even fight with it. Its my baby, my bf, my grandma (that is what I call it many times), my soulmate...but kissing... I guess I have to grow some more into that weirdness. he he.
As to Dearra being a comedian - I have to agree with you. Blonds are so naturally into it.
@hardworkinggurl (37062)
• United States
4 Nov 10
Kids and their creative imagination, but who knows she just might be your shinning star of the family. Good Luck with that. 
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@burrito88 (2774)
• United States
9 Nov 10
I think Spock only had, maybe three when he went into heat. Poor Scotty only had one and Jack the Ripper killed her.
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@BarBaraPrz (51811)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
4 Nov 10
Kirk only had 5.25 per season? I would have thought it was more... all that testosterone and all...
maybe his braggadocio tempered things...
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@burrito88 (2774)
• United States
9 Nov 10
I think Shatner was playing himself, which was another reason most of the rest of the cast hated him.
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@bunnybon7 (50970)
• Holiday, Florida
4 Nov 10
sounds like shes pretty intelligent this one. and they seem to make the best comedians. my oldest here still makes us laugh and ive told him many times he could have been a great comedian. but he never listens
i still love william shatner. 
ive watched him on his every sitcom to, including his latest one. no matter how old and fat he is, id still do him...lol. @dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
4 Nov 10
Yep, she's funny....
Maybe she can get a role as Shatner's granddaughter...
@paula27661 (15811)
• Australia
5 Nov 10
Dearra has a sense of humour all right! She does have a point though...An android is a machine made of metal so falling in love with the garbage can is probably a lot less complicated than a contraption with wires, plugs etc. and...Skin?
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@much2say (57760)
• Los Angeles, California
4 Nov 10
Too funny! It's icky, but some men well "do" anything that remotely looks female ...even if it's come hither garbage can! Something we learn when we get older - not Dearra's age (I hope!). Personally, I'd go for Picard than Kirk! 
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@burrito88 (2774)
• United States
9 Nov 10
At least Sisko had a steady girlfriend. Whereas Archer had ...
his dog? (Oh boy)
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@bounce58 (17380)
• Canada
6 Nov 10
I think I agree with Dearra, why would a tin can, or a machine count as a love interest? Maybe that's why there is a .25 in the count. Some are not full women. Maybe an alien would just count as .75, an android just .25, a tin can .1, etc.
Maybe she will! Specially if she keeps her keen sense of observation!
Maybe an alien would just count as .75, an android just .25, a tin can .1, etc.
Maybe she will! Specially if she keeps her keen sense of observation!@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
8 Nov 10
As I recall, she had some pretty real looking boobs. Maybe that was all that Kirk was after...
@MagicalBubbles (5103)
• Canada
4 Nov 10
Every morning I get down on my knees and thank God he didnt send me a teenager lol.
I dont know how old she is, obviously she's a teenager, so soon she'll want to kiss anything wearing pants....oh the joys of having kids!!
Seriously, Im sure you love her to bits.
I'll keep my dog instead lol
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@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
4 Nov 10
She's 13. Yeah I love her to bits. even when I want to kill her...
