Airhead moments.

I have those moments all the time. I am actually educated and very intellegent. I also suffer ( or enjoy) my OCD. I tend to wash my hands and flush the toilet before even thinking about using it. I once went through all the trouble of doing so right before a 3 hour road trip only to have to stop somewhere to use the potty. I have actually forgot to use the toilet on several occasions and being that I am blond.....I get laughed at. I think my ditziest moment was when I was told we were to "dress up" for a halloween ball. The dressing up part was supposed to be elegant wear, because we decided (and yes, I was part of the decision) that formal wear would be proper because of the charity we were supporting. I forgot all about that, and went and bought a chicken costume. I was of course the last one to the banquet and when I walked in, I was laughed at. It was funny now that I look back on it and the stares I got, boy that was priceless. Someone actually donated "because the entertainment was hilarious". I felt like a heel but made the best of the night. On the note of someone else. I met a girl that was too smart. I have a child like this but didn't have him until loooong after I met her. She didn't seem to understand things. She was brilliant and after getting to know her, I set her up with a guy I knew. She cleaned his apartment one time, and he called me complaining. He said this girl is a ding bat and I said why? She apparently loaded his dishwasher with all of his dishes and one of those freeze pouches for his lunch bucket. On the pouch in big black letters says "do not place in dishwasher. The pouch will melt". She said she read it but didn't think that it applied to that particular pouch....Ummm....why not this pouch? Did it have a cape and a super metal shield protecting it? I got a good laugh out of it, and later so did he. The pouch's contents, which was blue goo, had exploded and melted on everything in the dishwasher. This same girl took road trip with me. My rabbit took diesel. She put gas in it. We got stuck in Arizona for about two days until her dad could get there FROM OHIO with a rental and a hefty bill to fix my car. Pure Genius! Hope you got some laughs, I know I still am.

Your post reminds me of a story about a ditzi blond who was driving along a country road, when she saw a man sitting in a row boat in the middle of a plowed field. She stopped the car, and yelled, "Hey what are you doing? He answered, "I'm fishing, would you like to try." " Oh, no thanks," she hollered back! "Sorry! I can't swim!"

i have alot of those moments but i got used to it