?There is a Giant in your lawn?

Calgary, Alberta
February 11, 2011 6:19pm CST
Warning: This is a Fantasy discussion, If you dont enjoy Fantasy discussions because you are so into Reality and find Fantasy discussions stupid, this is not for you. personal Beliefs and religion is not allowed. A huge giant monster attacked the city and a superhero comes to the rescue and save the world. The super hero beat the crap our of the giant Lizard monster and saved humanity from being its launch. But here is the problem, The 80 feet monster fell down in your house and the superhero just laughed on it and he just abandoned that giant monsters corpse in your lawn. Are you going to sue the superhero for destroying your property? How are you going to remove that giant dead monster from your lawn? How will you prepare from the next giant monster attack? The Superhero saved your life and the planet but he destroyed your house, how would you feel?
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@ElicBxn (64169)
• United States
12 Feb 11
I'm sure giant lizard monsters must be very tasty, I would find a company to carve up said monster. File with my homeowner's insurance for replacement of my home and this time, bury it in the ground so only the access would be damaged by the next monster/super hero fight...
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@ElicBxn (64169)
• United States
13 Feb 11
yeah, well, I've lived in Austin since 1955, I think I'm staying for a while longer...
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• Calgary, Alberta
12 Feb 11
so you will stay in the same city, But live on the underground instead sinc eits much more safe compared to the surface.
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@peavey (16936)
• United States
12 Feb 11
No, I will not sue the Superhero. I will call the Clean Up Squad to come and get the monster off my lawn and house, and then I will write a letter to the editor of the newspaper and ask for donations to help fix my house and lawn. After all, I'm a victim of the situation! Somebody would help me. As far as preparing for the next giant monster attack, after everyone pitched in and fixed my place, I'd sell it and go find a cave somewhere for me and my family... if we were the only survivors, we'd be the next generation of cave people.
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• Calgary, Alberta
12 Feb 11
I wonder how much money you are going to spend from hiring a clean up squad. Asking for donations might work. I just hope the caves dont have monsters on them and for sure its would be safe from monsters.
@peavey (16936)
• United States
12 Feb 11
Well, in my town, the Clean Up Squad is paid for with our taxes, like the Police Patrols and the Clean Air Squads. All we can do is hope about the caves, that they won't have monsters in them. Of course, we'll have to find one that doesn't go way underground, because who knows what would be back there. You know... I'm thinking that maybe I should just abandon the house and the clean up and all and just go find a cave. Why bother with the rest?
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