Pick up line, on LOVE again

If you cannot be a "PENCIL" to write anyone's happiness, then try at least to be a nice "ERASER" to remove someone's sadness. :" ? This one is mine! :P

I have got some pick-up lines about love. Here are some of them: Are you a keyboard? Why? 'Coz you're my type. I hope you're a facebook status, so that I can like you. Are you a camera? Why? 'Coz you always develop me. If I were a stop light, I would turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer. I forgot the others but I am sure other mylotters do have their own pick-up lines hehe. Happy mylotting!

I heard many pickup lines in my day. The thing about them is that all of the ones that I heard before I was married were so cheesy that I didn't even commit them to memory. One thing that I do remember is that a favority of the men around here was to find a line from a Shakespeare play and try to modernize it so that it would make a pickup line. This never worked because the old English is so much more romantic than present day language.

i GOT some pick up lines over here.. - Long distance relationship is not a hindrance, it's a challenge - I think you're the light at the end of my tunnel - Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the BOMB! - Hi, my name is chance ,Do i have one? :)