I got Dearra
By TheRealDawn
@dawnald (85137)
Shingle Springs, California
September 24, 2012 12:27pm CST
The other night she was playing "Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader" with Naomi and her friend. Brat me was shouting out answers and really annoying them.
Finally, Dearra said, "if you don't stop, I am going to pee all over everything you love."
So I said, "you're going to pee all over yourself?"
badda boom, mom wins again... 
Finally, Dearra said, "if you don't stop, I am going to pee all over everything you love."
So I said, "you're going to pee all over yourself?"
badda boom, mom wins again... 
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12 responses
@msfrancisco9369 (10002)
• Boston, Massachusetts
24 Sep 12
Hi Dawn,
That's totally a crazy funny with you and your daughter. I find it lovely. Congrats your wit got her really. I will not be surprised one of these days she will get back to you with lovely crazy-fun smart surprise like what you did to her too.
Have a wonderful start fo the week!
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@msfrancisco9369 (10002)
• Boston, Massachusetts
24 Sep 12
That's for sure...let's wait and see! Your daughter is very smart! Like mother, like daughter!!! LOL!
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@cotruelove (1016)
• Denver, Colorado
24 Sep 12
My daughter is one of those smarty pants who doesn't think anyone else is as smart as she is so when I can get her with a zinger it is delightful. I love when it happens and her brother is around because he loves to get her too. Of course, we are talking about 40 year old adult children and me retired, but it has been that way with her since she was young, and we still love to get her when we can. I can sure appreciate those funny moments with our children.
That was perfect comeback Dawn. 

@SomeCowgirl (32189)
• United States
24 Sep 12
That's hilarious and a good one! I'd have loved to seen her reaction to that one! She thought she had gotten you so good!1 person likes this
@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
24 Sep 12
But "zap", I got her. All she could do was laugh!
@cynthiann (18612)
• Jamaica
24 Sep 12
I bet she went speechless. What an answer!
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@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
24 Sep 12
Laugh my behind off..I bet she was like growling grrrr.. I know that's how my nieces would react anyhow then throw things..lol..BUT it is always good to play around like that and joke around with your kids.. You sound like a fun mom.
@BarBaraPrz (51811)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
25 Sep 12
Proving that you are smarter than a 5th grader...
@courtknee525 (3742)
• United States
24 Sep 12
Hahah that's actually a pretty good one!
I'm sure she didn't know what to say after that lol
I'm sure she didn't know what to say after that lol1 person likes this
@miadsoriano (884)
• Philippines
27 Sep 12
Hahaha! Such a cute comeback! That really got her for sure. 















