David Cameron commits suicide..

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Due to the killings unfortunately action/incited by this unfortunate incompetent, a huge mob of many many welfare beneficiaries and defenders of such people have attacked and killed David Cameron.. This was seen as a suicide due to the self-defense clause of law which does state that people that purposely causing the death of others can, if all other attempts fail, kill the killer of any other citizen. He had been informed via phone and letter and protests to repent against his immoral and illegal robbery(welfare payments were cut/robbed AFTER the previously calculated sums...and before relevant price rises and increases in costs, and had he not been killed would eventually have been personally charged financially to cover the caused additional costs for these people for dental work made necessary due to this robbery and other health issues - for example, back injuries as a new mattress could not be afforded - and relevant convictions for any thefts/crimes caused due to this robbery/divorces caused due to anger brought forth due to any mental distress caused by such etc.. Many citizens of the world are now celebrating due to this events and some are asking that a National Holiday should be introduce - 'The Dead Cameron day..' Unfortunately, the financial losses - funds robbed from the UK and strangely given to other countries apparently more important than the UK - cannot be recovered, but at least the additional 10,000,000,000.00 sterling apparently on tract to also be robbed is now safe..