Avoid Doing This in Public

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Here is a list of things that you should not do in public. You may add to this list as you see fit. 1. Never pick your nose in public. It's snot nice. (Okay, bad overused pun) 2. Never fart in public. (Don't believe that gas is best) 3. Never talk with your mouth full of food in public. 4. Never run into the middle of the road and holler, "I am Voldermort. You are doomed." Actually, don't do this at all since people will look at you and think that you are very strange. 5. Never make loud burping sounds in public. (Don't call it a burp alert)