Left Over Topic Suggestion Thingie

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On the now defunct Bubblews site, there was a "Topic Suggestion" feature that would suggest some topics/ideas for you to write about. This "discussion" is a post I had saved to post on the other site. But now that the site is gone, I didn't want to just delete it off my computer, so I figured, why the hell not, maybe a person or two on here will get a kick out it. So here it is- I answered these 10 suggestions with a short off the cuff retort. ENJOY ! (photo- by me, Plethos) 1)If I had to spend all day with a talking koala named Cooper, I would... check myself into drug rehab 2)My favorite class growing up was... history 3)Something I once hated but now like is... mimes, they dont have annoying voices like clowns 4)My favorite hobby is... my girlfriend (yeah, I went there) :D 5)One characteristic about myself I like is... my patience 6)If I could change something about the world, it would be... to rename the middle east to "Clusterf**kistan" 7)If I met an alien, I would describe myself as... AMERICAN ! f**k. YEAH ! ! ! 8)If I could have any animal as a pet, it would be... a pygmy goat 9)The worst job I've ever had is... unemployment 10)My favorite song of all time is... a beer bottle being opened