A Terrible Wedding Proposal

@zebra2222 (5268)
United States
January 16, 2016 1:41pm CST
Every once in awhile I like to write about a terrible wedding proposal. Tell me if you agree on this one. Dearest Connie. You are the one that I have been searching for all my life. I've searched in caves. I've searched in the jungle. I've even searched under my bed. You are the one. You have it all. You have beautiful eyes, gorgeous lips, stunning hair, and a nice, big, fat chin. I mean...your chin is double my size. And you have wonderful thunder thighs. Yes, you are the one for me. We can go to Wrestling matches together. We can eat at the best dives in town. Nothing but the best for you. So what do you say? Will you be my companion for life, give or take a day? Skype me with your response.
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Jabo
@jaboUK (64346)
• United Kingdom
16 Jan 16
I think that this chap is doomed to stay a bachelor. Sometimes though that sort of thing can work. When I first met one fella he said ''I'm going to drink until you look good to me''! I thought it was so funny that I married him, and we're still together 50 years later.
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marcyaz
@Marcyaz (35316)
• United States
17 Jan 16
@jaboUK I guess it does work then with some women.
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purplealabaster
@purplealabaster (22085)
• United States
16 Jan 16
Well, I guess it depends upon whether or not Connie has a sense of humor ... and how good looking the guy (or girl) is that is doing the proposing.
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marcyaz
@Marcyaz (35316)
• United States
16 Jan 16
Really you really think that is a wedding proposal? How crude can one person be I would skype you over the head with something.
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Steve West
@zebra2222 (5268)
• United States
16 Jan 16
This is an example of a wedding proposal that should never take place. I just exaggerate how horrible this proposal is meant to be.
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marcyaz
@Marcyaz (35316)
• United States
17 Jan 16
@zebra2222 Any woman who would listen to that deserves whatever she gets.
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Patsie Hatley is Deceased
@Hatley (163772)
• Garden Grove, California
25 Jan 16
ww think he just put both feet in his mo uth those comments on thundder thighs he had best be careful l est she come and sit down on him w ith her thighs and double c hin l ol l ol lol.
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wiLLmaH
@wiLLmaH (8801)
• Singapore, Singapore
16 Jan 16
Skype me with your response? Online proposal?
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paigea
@paigea (36143)
• Canada
16 Jan 16
pretty good if you were trying to get rid of her.
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Susan
@HazySue (39265)
• Gouverneur, New York
16 Jan 16
@zebra2222 how funny that is. I think I would have stopped reading at the big fat chin.
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DJ
@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
1 Feb 16
Are you sure it wasn't a divorce before a wedding proposal???? But there might be a catch to that...May be there is some kind of hidden running joke between the couple....