Wedding Proposal Disaster #2

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I had a lot of feedback on my article about a fictitious wedding proposal. Remember, this is all in fun. It is not a real wedding proposal. Now let's try another one. Dearest Martha. You are the one for me. I love the reflection that I get from your glass eyes. You listen to all my complaints with the patience of a yak. You are a scholar to my dunce cap. Really, you make common sense out of my nonsense. Yes, we are like pairs of a peach. Okay, I'm not very good with words. But frankly, I know what I mean. You make me whole when I am only half there. Will you make my other half come alive? Please say yes or I will drown in my bowl of oatmeal. Okay, does this get a thumbs up or a big thumbs down. You decide.