O smell that smell!

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I have read a couple post this morning about smells, body odor for the most part so here is my part. Tony`s sister was in the Mental hospital in north Alabama, it was a good two hour drive for us. At the time I smoked cigarettes, Kool`s, and I was out. I had to stop and get a cigarette before going into the hospital to settle my nerves, we never knew how she would be acting. I pulled into this gas station to buy some, when I walked in there was a man holding the bathroom door open for a little boy, apparently there was no light and the man was saying as I walked to the cooler for a coke " hurry up please , son. the little boy said I cant get my pants buttoned" a moment later I heard the door open and close. That is when it hit me. B.O. in the severe. It got stronger the closer I got to the check out counter. I swear I was holding back a gag. I asked the man for a pack of kool`s and in his broken English he tried to sell me a buy two pack deal. blah blah. I said no while trying to hold my breath and about threw the money at him for one pack and those two cokes. When I walked out I had to stand by the car a moment for air, Tony asked " whats wrong?" I said " go smell that! I`ll change your LIFE!" So two weeks passed and we were going back to see Tony`s sister and what I seen was almost unbelievable ...... There was no gas station! Nothing but a slab of cement! I swear it was gone. My comment to Tony was the health department must have stopped for cigarettes too. Now what exactly do I think the smell was? Incenses mixed with twenty years of not taking a bath at all , plain a-hole scent and under arm smell, mixed with not ever washing clothes.