Bad Wedding Proposal #3 (A Lyrical Mess)

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Once a week I write about another bad wedding proposal. Give me your thoughts on this one. My dearest Melody. You are lyrical. You are song. You make me want to dance. I'd like to see your thong. Now song rhymes with thong. I think you realize. I love to say your name. I want to harmonize. Okay, I lack a musical ear. I can't sing a note at all. But Melody you have the voice of an angel being mauled by an angry pit bull. Okay, you don't have rhythm. You voice is shrill and flat. But at least you remind me of my dearest, departed cat. So what do you say dear Melody. Can we music together? If your answer is no, then I guess I'll have to ask Heather.