A Bad Wedding Proposal #6 / myLot

United States

January 27, 2016 11:20pm CST

This is another in a series of bad wedding proposals. Can you see what went wrong in this one? My darling Kathy, you are the one that I have been looking for for over ten years. Sure Monica was gorgeous and sexy, and Veronica was beautiful and wealthy, Suzette was vivacious and sexual, but you are so much more than that. You are sophisticated, intelligent, and well endowed. You have the brains to my brawn. You are the flower that has been missing in my garden. In other words, I want you to be part of my garden patch. Will you blossom with me? Here is a plant that I am substituting for your engagement ring. Just keep it watered every other day. So please sprout out and say yes.

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rebel_woman06

@SIMPLYD (90717)

• Philippines

28 Jan 16

I guess the mere mention of those girls made the woman think , oh there are others .

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@Hatley (163772)

• Garden Grove, California

28 Jan 16

I do believe he lost her when he substituted theplant for an engagement ring lol course i like plants b ut hes way too corny he would not have got my yes at all lol.