Bad Wedding Proposal #8

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Here is another example of a bad wedding proposal. Do you think it will work out? Dearest Agatha, you are like a mystery novel. I don't really know who you are or why you have settled for an unkempt, homely, coward like me. Your eyes are like candles, hot. Your nose is like a light bulb, bright. Your teeth are like a magnet, attracting to my lips. Your ears are like an elephants, big and flappy. Okay, so your ears stick out just a little bit. And they hair ear hairs growing out of them. It's what's inside your ears that count. And there is plenty of wax to go around. Enough of your imperfections. Just say that you will marry me, and I'll build a monument of ear wax that will rise above us all.