Bad Marriage Proposal #7

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It's time for another bad marriage proposal. Can you guess why this is doom for failure? My darling Clementine. Oh how I love you forever. You are like an orange, sweet and juicy. You are like a pickle, sour and bumpy. You are like an onion, you make me want to cry. You are like a cauliflower, big brain. You are like a pizza, tossed around, but with lots of fresh toppings. I can't stop thinking about food. You are like a walking salad. Let us be happy together with just the right dressing. I do not have a wedding ring, but I do have a submarine sandwich. Take it instead. Let's get married at the Deli. We can pig out afterwards.