Firewater in My Pants
@RichardMeister (5328)
Otis Orchards, Washington
February 22, 2016 2:59pm CST
Ouch! It burns! And in a not so happy place right now.
Oh, it’s just me with another goofy title to try to write something about.
I’d hate to have firewater in my pants near a flame. That might turn out to be a little too exciting for me. And if I had a bad case of gas to go along with it.... Yeah, let’s not go there. I don’t want to think about flames shooting out of my pants.
I suppose a person with a bottle of booze in their pants pocket could say they have firewater in their pants. But if that bottle broke they would really have firewater in their pants.
Much2say–Smilepie is probably thinking I’m really hitting the sauce now. Who in the world except me would think of firewater in their pants? Well, maybe it helps me when I’m doing rain dances. I know how much much2say–Smilepie wants rain, so don’t knock it.
I’m going to draw some cold water into the bathtub and sit in it.
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@much2say (57760)
• Los Angeles, California
22 Feb 16
Forget your pants . . . I think the bottle broke and all that firewater spilled into your mouth!!!
Hitting the sauce? Never heard that expression. What sauce would that be? Hot sauce to go with the firewater? 
A cold water bath? Don't forget the ice cubes! 
A cold water bath? Don't forget the ice cubes! 1 person likes this
@RichardMeister (5328)
• Otis Orchards, Washington
23 Feb 16
You've never heard "hitting the sauce" before? It's akin to "hitting the bottle" or "hitting the booze" or just plain "drinking."
Ice cubes in the bathtub? Yeah, no. It didn't need to be that cold.
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@much2say (57760)
• Los Angeles, California
23 Feb 16
@RichardMeister I guess not! I might've had some Jack Daniels BBQ sauce before though 
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Oh yah, it's colder out your way - we are the ones would need those ice cubes 
! It's really warm here, doesn't seem right for mid February.
Hey, looks like we've hit the new myLot automatically now!
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Oh yah, it's colder out your way - we are the ones would need those ice cubes ! It's really warm here, doesn't seem right for mid February.
Hey, looks like we've hit the new myLot automatically now!1 person likes this
@RichardMeister (5328)
• Otis Orchards, Washington
24 Feb 16
@much2say I don't think I have ever had any type of sauce with Jack Daniels in it.
It's been pretty warm here, too, for this time of the year. It's been getting up close to 50º and is supposed to hit 50º before the week is out.
I've been coming directly to the new myLot so I didn't realize it was automatic now.
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@suziecat7 (3349)
• Asheville, North Carolina
24 Feb 16
I've heard of ants in your pants and having pants on fire but never firewater in your pants. :))
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@RichardMeister (5328)
• Otis Orchards, Washington
24 Feb 16
I was just sitting here in front of the computer when the thought of firewater in my pants popped into my head. I started laughing and thought it would be something funny to write about. Apparently not too many people found it to be all that funny. Ants in your pants really makes you dance! (Especially if they are red ants.)
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