Ratatat! Ratatat! The Unstoppable Machine Gun
By Shavkat
@Shavkat (141906)
Philippines
March 14, 2016 3:34am CST
The tranquility of my place shattered when a woman fired her unstoppable machine gun. I am referring to how she talks in full blast like a microphone installed in her throat. It has been years that I always hear this woman, she’s my neighbor’s friend. She used to visit my neighbor randomly. Her presence makes the world upside down. There are at times that I cannot tolerate the loudness of her voice. In fact, the only thing that uttered in her voice is full of gossips. The decency of disturbing the peace of the community especially on weekends. It is where the people have their time to relax and enjoy the time with the family. When she fired her machine gun, the world is in chaos. If I only have a magic wand, I will make this woman disappear or turn her to a bunny. Do you have any suggestion on how to deal with this kind of individual?
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14 responses
@TiarasOceanView (70020)
• United States
14 Mar 16
Ear plugs is the only thing I can think of.
She sounds like a horror movie.
I too cannot stand the disturbance of someone so loud.

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@Shavkat (141906)
• Philippines
14 Mar 16
@TiarasOceanView 

I think your psychic ability is getting stronger my friend. Her face cannot be painted by a painter. There is no good angle.


I think your psychic ability is getting stronger my friend. Her face cannot be painted by a painter. There is no good angle.2 people like this
@Shavkat (141906)
• Philippines
14 Mar 16
@TiarasOceanView Well, I usually used my headset and listen to music while she's around. I really can't even bear to see her face.
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@TiarasOceanView (70020)
• United States
14 Mar 16
@Shavkat Her face must be full of bullet holes from her big mouth lolz

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@LdeL0318 (6400)
• Philippines
14 Mar 16
I think the best thing that you can do is to talk to her directly and tell her that what she's been doing is already disturbing. I know it is not in our culture to frankly tell a person of her bad habits since we feel as if we are the ones who are being unrespectful for telling the truth especially when it's an older person involved. Good luck. :D
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@Letranknight2015 (52665)
• Philippines
14 Mar 16

you could always offer her drinks, spicy juice perharps?2 people like this
@Shavkat (141906)
• Philippines
14 Mar 16
@Letranknight2015 The suggestion is promising. I think I can give her that.

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@Shavkat (141906)
• Philippines
14 Mar 16
@Letranknight2015 I will give her a jelly made of juice. 

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@Letranknight2015 (52665)
• Philippines
14 Mar 16
@Shavkat but make it look like an apple or orange juice

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@artemeis (4189)
• China
15 Mar 16
A good excuse to go out for a picnic or to the beach. I think the best way to do it would be to ignore and go on with what you want to do at home. It is also another good excuse to blast that impressive sound system you have invested sitting in your living room.

@SIMPLYD (90717)
• Philippines
15 Mar 16
I think you should talk about her disturbing your peace and quiet already , directly to your neighbor she visits , so she can tell her .
@lilnana1111 (2305)
• United States
14 Mar 16
Maybe try avoiding her, or when she starts to gossip change the subject, or tell her that you don't want to hear gossip?
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@Shavkat (141906)
• Philippines
14 Mar 16
@lilnana1111 I will ignore her. Perhaps this person needs to have her match. If it happens, I will be the first one to laugh at her.
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