Grandma Zombie (A Poem)

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Watch out for Grandma Zombie. She's a feisty old lady. She loves to eat her victims With just a touch of gravy. Grandma Zombie Can be soothing. She can be warm and very kind. But if I were you, I'd watch it. She might bite your behind. Grandma Zombie Is very wise. She knows what food is best. She tends to prefer the heart, But she'll settle for the chest. Okay, this is an absurd poem. Hope you had a laugh. If you like it, I'll write more verses of Grandma Zombie.