Banned For Life - SMH...

@RussTeed (1498)
United States
March 26, 2016 3:06pm CST
Last night my friend's wife said I am not allowed in their home "EVER" again. That was gripping. She was upset because I had put an entire bag of marshmallows in their microwave and set it for 15 minutes. Some folks have no sense of humor. Photo: Pixabay Public Domain, free for commercial use. No attribution required.
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Patsie Hatley is Deceased
@Hatley (163772)
• Garden Grove, California
26 Mar 16
oh my gosh yes do nt blame her that had to be the worst mess to clean up good grief Charley /B rown what ever were yo u thinking . lol
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
26 Mar 16
Haha! As soon as I pushed "start" I got out of that house quick. Someone had a big mess.
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mommaj
@mommaj (23112)
• United States
26 Mar 16
I saw you on the computer enough last night that I know this is a fabrication, but I think you are going to have to get your wife a new friend. She is never going to want to take you in public again. LOL Seeing that friend will just embarrass her. LOL
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
26 Mar 16
Of course this was fabricated, I'm still chained in my basement.
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mommaj
@mommaj (23112)
• United States
26 Mar 16
@RussTeed Oh, good. We don't want you getting in too much trouble and at least your wife knows where you are. Unless she forgot...
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
26 Mar 16
@mommaj A hunk of raw meat was tossed down to me today, so someone knows I'm there.
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vanny
@vandana7 (102698)
• India
9 Apr 16
LOL. My god...well...you now at least know what to give them as gift this Christmas. lol
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vanny
@vandana7 (102698)
• India
9 Apr 16
@RussTeed .. Not sure she would appreciate that. You could however call it the marshmallow returns oven.
RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
9 Apr 16
Yes, and brand new bag of marshmallows, LOL.
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Teep11
@Teep11 (7673)
• United States
26 Mar 16
Well. I don't understand why you were put out. Perhaps the woman wasn't feeling well. I'm sure you will receive another invite.
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
26 Mar 16
You are a positive thinker. One can only hope. LOL
pgn
@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
26 Mar 16
Better than a half-dozen eggs...!
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Audrey
@lilnana1111 (2305)
• United States
28 Mar 16
I'm guessing you didn't really do that, cause you would have one heck of a mess to clean up, lol.
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
28 Mar 16
Yes, I often fabricate fantasy stories here.
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Audrey
@lilnana1111 (2305)
• United States
28 Mar 16
@RussTeed I'm figuring that out, lol.
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Janet Hunt
@jahunt (1380)
• United States
27 Mar 16
Lol! Sounds like you are going to have to get new neighbors!