If I Was A Daffodil

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I would bloom in the nighttime. I'm not much of a morning daffodil, and this delicate daffodil burns easily. Plus, I like to drink alcohol during the whole blooming process. Daffodils that drink in the morning or in the daytime would be considered shiftless alcoholic daffodils and I would not want that image. You know how daffodils love to gossip. And, I want nothing to do with that fertilizing process, and there would be a no-bee policy - that pollen is mine! Photo: Pixabay Public Domain, free for commercial use. No attribution required.