Gentle Godzilla

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Godzilla is misunderstood. He's not really a horrible monster. He just gets a little excited. He doesn't mean to destroy cities. He doesn't mean to trample on people. He doesn't mean to pulverize buildings. He is a very compassionate monster. It's just that he suffers from acute bad breath and an occasional bad temper. He's needs to settle down. He needs a friend. Recently, he had the opportunity to meet King Kong. They got along marvelously. No more destroying cities. No, they've settled on destroying states instead. His next stop is North Carolina. He's a southern monster at heart.