Advice for the Guys
@nanette64 (20363)
Fairfield, Texas
April 5, 2016 10:01am CST
For you poor fellers with wives or girlfriends having PMS (Pre-Menstrual Syndrome), I have a little advice.
#1 When she says, "How can you shoot a deer at 200 yards and still can't hit the toilet"; immediately go to the bathroom with scrubber in hand and start cleaning or you may be on the opposite end of the shotgun.
#2 When she says, "It's illegal to stab someone for being stupid"; immediately refrain from talking and read the newspaper.
#3 When she says, "My cooking is fabulous" as the smoke alarm is going off; refrain from coughing and immediately go out the back door.
#4 Remember, telling a woman to calm down works as well as trying to baptize a cat.
Just a little advice from me to you for your own safety.
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@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
5 Apr 16
I, an hour ago only, was debating with a guy on menstruation. He practically had a coronary and treating it like something deceased! LOL
And now I am suffering a headache! Serves me right. 
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@nanette64 (20363)
• Fairfield, Texas
5 Apr 16
Oh the pain of it all; literally @Daljinder .
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@Mike197602 (15504)
• United Kingdom
5 Apr 16
Wife with PMT says to husband "Do you want anything to eat?"
Husband replies "What are the choices" Wife says "YES OR F*****G NO"
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@nanette64 (20363)
• Fairfield, Texas
5 Apr 16
The phone would be good for calling EMS @thesids . LOL
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@LovingMyBabies (85923)
• Valdosta, Georgia
5 Apr 16
That was very funny! My husband tells me I am not that bad during that time of month but maybe he's saying that to protect his own life? 
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@nanette64 (20363)
• Fairfield, Texas
6 Apr 16
More than likely @LovingMyBabies . Some men learn quicker than others. LOL
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@AbbyGreenhill (45490)
• United States
5 Apr 16
Remember, PMS doesn't last forever, thank God.
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@AbbyGreenhill (45490)
• United States
5 Apr 16
@nanette64 I haven't needed an excuse for a long time.
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@nanette64 (20363)
• Fairfield, Texas
5 Apr 16
Yeah, but then we have no excuse after that @AbbyGreenhill .
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@nanette64 (20363)
• Fairfield, Texas
5 Apr 16
Anything I can do to help you guys live longer @JamesHxstatic . 
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@carebear29 (32002)
• Wausau, Wisconsin
5 Apr 16
My husband tries to avoid me anyways when I am on my rag lol
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@nanette64 (20363)
• Fairfield, Texas
6 Apr 16
Smart man @carebear29 . Better safe than sorry. LOL
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@BelleStarr (61463)
• United States
7 Apr 16
lol I hope they listen to you but some of them are particularly brave when it comes to PMS.
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@nanette64 (20363)
• Fairfield, Texas
6 Apr 16
Thanks @jaboUK . Guys need all the help they can get. LOL
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@antonbunot (11146)
• Calgary, Alberta
8 Apr 16
Thanks for the advice, @nanette64! My wife is already in post-menstrual period.
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@nanette64 (20363)
• Fairfield, Texas
5 Apr 16
Advance knowledge is always a good thing @Shiva49 . LOL
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@CRK109 (14556)
• United States
8 Apr 16
Before my husband and I got married, I warned him about my PMS. I gave him a good understanding of what I went through and the warning signs for when he should just RUN! lol And you know what? It worked! He knew when it was coming and when things were out of hand and he dealt with it perfectly. :)
