My Pet Bites Me!

@RussTeed (1498)

United States

April 5, 2016 6:07pm CST

I've been trying to teach my pet to "Gimme paw" for a year now. She won't even respond when I call her name. Sometimes I think she is totally deaf. Snakes are so stupid. Ouch! She just bit me again. That's what I get for letting a boa constrictor sleep in my bed at night. To her credit, she gives me big hugs as I sleep. Here is a drawing of what she looks like - S These are her three kids - s s z One of them is a little odd.

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@TiarasOceanView (70020)

• United States

6 Apr 16

lolz

Just let her go back through the portal and come back again..she will be better then haha

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@TiarasOceanView (70020)

• United States

6 Apr 16

@RussTeed Thanks I will take Z.

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@RussTeed (1498)

• United States

6 Apr 16

What a great idea! Here, you can have one of her kids. s

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@RussTeed (1498)

• United States

6 Apr 16

@TiarasOceanView Okay, here you go. z Now you have two snakes.

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@mommaj (23112)

• United States

6 Apr 16

HAHAHA I can't believe anyone would trust you enough to let you have a pet. HEHEHE A snake! Honestly, do you have your water hose in the house again?

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@mommaj (23112)

• United States

6 Apr 16

Sounds serious. How do you kill a pet acorn? I guess I am glad you have another pet that isn't nuts...

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@mommaj (23112)

• United States

6 Apr 16

@RussTeed That's because you killed his yummy, I mean loving friend the pet acorn. HAHAHA Stop stealing the squirrel's nuts and it won't have behavior issues.

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@RussTeed (1498)

• United States

6 Apr 16

@mommaj My pet squirrel has behavior issues, and an insatiable appetite.

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@LovingMyBabies (85923)

• Valdosta, Georgia

6 Apr 16

Phew! Glad it was just a snake, I thought you were going to say a BEAR!

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@LovingMyBabies (85923)

• Valdosta, Georgia

6 Apr 16

@RussTeed Yes I do my friend!

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@RussTeed (1498)

• United States

6 Apr 16

Haha! You know me all too well, lol

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@Teep11 (7673)

• United States

6 Apr 16

No boas sleeping in my bed. I didn't realize you were talking about a snake at first. Alright then.

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@RussTeed (1498)

• United States

6 Apr 16

LOL I was trying to mislead everyone

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@jstory07 (148720)

• Roseburg, Oregon

6 Apr 16

Do not let those snakes sleep with you.

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@RussTeed (1498)

• United States

6 Apr 16

Haha! Only an idiot would sleep with a boa, lol.

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@brokenbee (11937)

• Philippines

6 Apr 16

Whoa! Snake! Oh NOOOO! I don't think I can have that as a pet.

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@RussTeed (1498)

• United States

6 Apr 16

It's areally big snake too!

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@brokenbee (11937)

• Philippines

6 Apr 16

@RussTeed isn't that scary?

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@RussTeed (1498)

• United States

6 Apr 16

@brokenbee No, lol, it'

s a fake snake. No need to fear her.

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@zebra2222 (5268)

• United States

7 Apr 16

This is rather hissterical.

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@RussTeed (1498)

• United States

7 Apr 16

Haha, yes, I certainly make my own fun.

@jaboUK (64346)

• United Kingdom

6 Apr 16

Love your humour

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@cindiowens (5120)

• North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

6 Apr 16

She may respond to you better if you give her a little snake nip.....er....a mouse or two?

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@RussTeed (1498)

• United States

7 Apr 16

I would feed it a mouse but how would I navigate the internet?

@Lucky15 (37391)

• Philippines

6 Apr 16

Haha. That hugging pet of yours is just "sweet"

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@acelawrites (19272)

• Philippines

8 May 16

I cringe at the sight of any snake!

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@RussTeed (1498)

• United States

9 May 16

LOL, this story was fabricated, so no worries.

@jahunt (1380)

• United States

6 Apr 16

Lol! Cute kids! You are a pet grandpa!

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@Dextoi (1845)

• Philippines

6 Apr 16

lol. At first I thought it was a cat... then I was like

when you said it was a snake that you slept with...

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kostas vizoulas

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5 May 16

You sleep with a boa? wow nice :D

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@RussTeed (1498)

• United States

6 May 16

LOL I was lying in this story, as usual.

@vandana7 (102698)

• India

6 Apr 16

Now I know why they have a notice of you missing from the Zoo. They need to know that S female stole you from there...