Breaking News once again: The Highlights!!
By DJ
@Daljinder (23193)
Bangalore, India
April 16, 2016 8:01am CST
Good evening or morning or whatever!
This is once again Daljinder Kaur, Crime against Hilarity Reporter from MyLot Crazy Land.
Today I bring you some awesome news highlights:
Weather Report
Indians are melting! I swear if the temperature shot up even a little, I would become a puddle on the ground. 
Don't be surprised if your posts started turning slippery from my visits. 
Major Event
JJ and PA set to lock horns. JJ ( @JolietJake) -the resident go to guy and PA ( @purplealabaster) -the resident genius will be trying to one up the other in a -cough-debate-cough- soon. 
Stay tuned for the date and time updates. Don't ask about the topic. 
Crime Prime
Two lotters get trolled: In recent consequent incidents, two lotters here get mocked and insulted. Why? Because of their writing styles and grammar. Because they stated their point. Yup, Got reported and dealt with by the admin. 
Gossip Column
Nature's marvels: Recently, one of our fellow lotters ( @VivaLaDani13) went through a night long pregnancy and couple of minutes long labors. Her first born was an 'Angler fish'. It has been much speculated that her second born would be a 'Piranha'.
Puzzle Time
Guess who?: This one likes acrobats a LOT.
Today's Horoscopes
All signs merged today: Today you will be reading DJ's mind crap. And would end up reading this prediction. See? Your prediction just came true!
That's all!
Good day!
Don't forget. If you have any news to share, send it over to me. I will broadcast it and take all the credit for it without shame.
All correspondences to be forwarded to the address given below:
Daljinder Kaur
1787, DJ Cave, Zombie Lane,
Hack Town, Notorious City,
MyLot Crazy Land
739613
P. S. Oops! Did I mention that JJ and PA are unaware of the event? (sheepish) Well, SURPRISE??? 
(Photo by pixabay)
Don't be surprised if your posts started turning slippery from my visits.
Major Event
JJ and PA set to lock horns. JJ ( @JolietJake) -the resident go to guy and PA ( @purplealabaster) -the resident genius will be trying to one up the other in a -cough-debate-cough- soon. Stay tuned for the date and time updates. Don't ask about the topic.
Crime Prime
Two lotters get trolled: In recent consequent incidents, two lotters here get mocked and insulted. Why? Because of their writing styles and grammar. Because they stated their point. Yup, Got reported and dealt with by the admin.
Gossip Column
Nature's marvels: Recently, one of our fellow lotters ( @VivaLaDani13) went through a night long pregnancy and couple of minutes long labors. Her first born was an 'Angler fish'. It has been much speculated that her second born would be a 'Piranha'.
Puzzle Time
Guess who?: This one likes acrobats a LOT.
Today's Horoscopes
All signs merged today: Today you will be reading DJ's mind crap. And would end up reading this prediction. See? Your prediction just came true!
That's all!
Good day!
Don't forget. If you have any news to share, send it over to me. I will broadcast it and take all the credit for it without shame.
All correspondences to be forwarded to the address given below:
Daljinder Kaur
1787, DJ Cave, Zombie Lane,
Hack Town, Notorious City,
MyLot Crazy Land
739613
P. S. Oops! Did I mention that JJ and PA are unaware of the event? (sheepish) Well, SURPRISE???
(Photo by pixabay)16 people like this
16 responses
@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
16 Apr 16
Yeah! It has reached melting point... Hence the delusion.... Mirage effect!
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@jaboUK (64346)
• United Kingdom
17 Apr 16
@Daljinder I got the last 3 points, just not the one about vandana and Patsie
. JJ has been unkind to Patsie yesterday, did you see that?
. JJ has been unkind to Patsie yesterday, did you see that?5 people like this
@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
17 Apr 16
@jaboUK No I did not see that.... 
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@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
17 Apr 16
@JaboUK lol Okay then a little explaination is in order.
Crime prime news was in accordance to Vandana's and Patsie Hatley's situations. Both got made fun of and insulted by newbies.
Gossip about Dani is about her own post. (So... I gave birth to a fish) 
Weather is drastically turning hot here... 
And that Puzzle's answer is @Orson_Kart who is always doing acrobats....
Weather is drastically turning hot here...
And that Puzzle's answer is @Orson_Kart who is always doing acrobats.... 5 people like this
@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
19 Apr 16
@artemeis LOL This is only surface news! MyLot has its own soap operas scattered around all over! 
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@purplealabaster (22085)
• United States
18 Apr 16
You feasted on too many victims, Vandy, and there is no more gore left to be found.
What will you do now I wonder ... 
What will you do now I wonder ... 4 people like this
@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
18 Apr 16
@purplealabaster Suck nectars from flowers? Or maybe try to suck water through your vascular system? Xylem and Phloem does sound vampir-ish
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@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
16 Apr 16
Water shortage effect along with sun evaporating all water made it dry...
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@Orson_Kart (8261)
• United Kingdom
16 Apr 16
If this is a summary of what's been happening here at myLot lately, then I am not aware of much of it. 
I thought it was always hot in India, no? 
I know JJ and PA, but I am not aware of what is going on.
Yes, I have seen the strange birth discussion and even commented on it. All seems a bit fishy to me.
The acrobat lover. hmmm Is that you? 
I thought it was always hot in India, no?
I know JJ and PA, but I am not aware of what is going on.
Yes, I have seen the strange birth discussion and even commented on it. All seems a bit fishy to me.
The acrobat lover. hmmm Is that you? 4 people like this
@Orson_Kart (8261)
• United Kingdom
17 Apr 16
@Daljinder How can you not love that cute little guy?
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@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
17 Apr 16
It is kind of.... a summary! There is a LOT more happening around here.
LOL No India is not always hot. We have four seasons. We just bid farewell to Winters last month. Now Summers are upon us and will be staying til June...
JJ and PA are suckered into this debate by me. They didn't know anything. By the way you know about JJ, PA story. It is still same just a new person had entered the picture. Rina has done a post awhile ago about her crush on JJ...
Yeah I read your comment in fishy post LOL
And nice try dude! but no
LOL No India is not always hot. We have four seasons. We just bid farewell to Winters last month. Now Summers are upon us and will be staying til June...
JJ and PA are suckered into this debate by me. They didn't know anything. By the way you know about JJ, PA story. It is still same just a new person had entered the picture. Rina has done a post awhile ago about her crush on JJ...
Yeah I read your comment in fishy post LOL
And nice try dude! but no 5 people like this
@lovebeingmummy2 (806)
• Aberdeen, Scotland
17 Apr 16
That's really funny, well done
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@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
17 Apr 16
I was trying to be serious for once...!! 3 people like this
@purplealabaster (22085)
• United States
19 Apr 16
Since JJ ( @JolietJake ) is not a ram ... or a lamb any more ... and I am a flower sans horns, I do not think that is what we are going to be locking.
... and I am a flower sans horns, I do not think that is what we are going to be locking.1 person likes this
@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
20 Apr 16
You lock whatever you want. Just keep it out in the open so people can all witness! After all the news had been spread!
After all the news had been spread! 2 people like this
@LovingMyBabies (85923)
• Valdosta, Georgia
20 Apr 16
I absolutely love your style of writing! This was so good and funny. Awesome and super creative!
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@LovingMyBabies (85923)
• Valdosta, Georgia
20 Apr 16
@Daljinder Oh yes I am sure that does help and it makes for an interesting read too! Its a win win situation. Lol Well, for the most part anyway.
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@purplealabaster (22085)
• United States
22 Apr 16
@Daljinder @Drosophila I don't have the cross words or the sudoku, although you might want to check in the bathroom just to be sure.
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@Drosophila (16568)
• Ireland
22 Apr 16
@Daljinder where is my sudoko? or cross words?
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@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
23 Apr 16
I would have loved to miss that too. Unfortunately I was actively involved in the same debate when it happened. I was the one to report it too.
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@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
21 Apr 16
@sol_cee LOL No I was just surprised...
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@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
21 Apr 16
Gasp!!! You don't know purple? @purplealabaster ? How come? 
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@crystalvisions (440)
• United Kingdom
19 Apr 16
Oh I know where you are coming from where the heat is concerned. Im due to go to India soon and Im not looking forward to the heat at all.
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@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
19 Apr 16
Ouch! You are in for a treat then! Its blazing sun out here!
Its blazing sun out here! 1 person likes this
@VivaLaDani13 (60812)
• Perth, Australia
17 Apr 16
HAHA Oh my god! THIS is friggen gold! Do this every week yo! It's hilarious!
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@VivaLaDani13 (60812)
• Perth, Australia
17 Apr 16
@vandana7 Probably when I sleep next lol
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@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
17 Apr 16
@VivaLaDani13 I would if bizzarre things continued....
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@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
19 Apr 16
LOL Yeah mylot has more excting things happening
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@VivaLaDani13 (60812)
• Perth, Australia
25 Jan 23
@Daljinder Reading this again had me laughing so much! It's just classic and well written dudette!
