Learn How To Be A Spy

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I'm watching Alias, with Jennifer Garner, and am learning a few things about being a spy. Such As: 1. You will always get caught, so be ready to run. A LOT. 2. You can look like anyone as long as you have a good wig. 3. The best spies are really popular. Everyone knows who they are. 4. Gossip and Hearsay are really good indicators of good intel. 5. Spend just as much time spying on your coworkers as your enemies. This is a good way to keep friends. They will always forgive you. 6. When all else fails, cry. This distracts your enemies into thinking you're weak. I actually love this show, but every time I watch it, I'm struck by how inept Sydney is at her job. Oh well, it makes for good drama, right?