Dear deer flies!!!

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Dear deer flies, before you came along at the beginning of this summer, I didn't have to scratch myself so much. You can never tell how much they much of a chunk they'll take out of you. So much of a swelling it does. You would think oh, what happened to me, I have so much of a lump on the side of my head, which just happened to me, with a little crater in the middle, they sure live you a mark to show they are there. Just to say, they'll come back next year. Oh by the way we have none of that kind of bug in town, lucky us.