Martha Stewart Horse's kitchen tip #1

@TheHorse (238275)
Walnut Creek, California
June 25, 2016 8:56pm CST
If you have a friend who gives you a paper bag full of apricots from his tree, and you eat two or three apricots a day, and are delightfully regular, not to mention happy with the taste, and then realize after five days that you still have half a bag of apricots left, and that they're starting to go soft, then do not attempt to put the paper bag containing your remaining soft apricots into the garbage without supporting the bottom of the bag. This has been your Martha Stewart Horse kitchen tip of the day.
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@sallypup (69157)
• Centralia, Washington
26 Jun 16
You totally goofed. Compost not the garbage can. And better yet, feed your neighborhood birds those apricots. Ready made apricot jam right there. In the garbage.
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@sallypup (69157)
• Centralia, Washington
26 Jun 16
@TheHorse How many pounds did you waste?
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@TheHorse (238275)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Jun 16
@sallypup Oh, about ten apricots.
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@TheHorse (238275)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Jun 16
The humanity! Compost? What's that? I thought they only did that in Berkeley. I wonder where I could have put my mushy apricots for the birds. Wouldn't they get loose stools and then need water?
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@JudyEv (381815)
• Rockingham, Australia
26 Jun 16
A very sensible tip and well illustrated too. :) Did you have to do several 'takes' to get this shot?
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@TheHorse (238275)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Jun 16
It is rather lovely, isn't it? I got it in one take! Lucky there was no sound. Heh.
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@TheHorse (238275)
• Walnut Creek, California
27 Jun 16
@JudyEv Sizzled? Some splattered. Some just went splat.
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@JudyEv (381815)
• Rockingham, Australia
27 Jun 16
@TheHorse I'm surprised the fruit isn't all sizzled! Mine would have been.
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@Hatley (163772)
• Garden Grove, California
26 Jun 16
thankjs you and Martha yes in a few days a sack of over ripe apricots is going to b e very wet and juicy too loll ol'Martha would be proud of you thanks for my best laugh of the evening earlyevening that ius
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@TheHorse (238275)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Jun 16
Heh. I wasn't laughing as I was cleaning up the mess. Actually, I was.
@marguicha (230334)
• Chile
26 Jun 16
Maybe what I would have done is to support the bottom of the bag, turn it in the sink and see if there are some that could be turned into jam. I make jam with the apricots that fall off the tree and cut off the bird eaten pieces.
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@TheHorse (238275)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Jun 16
Heh. I was enjoying "the good half" of the remaining apricots and wasn't paying attention. Were you my neighbor, I would have happily donated my remaining apricots to you.
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• Eugene, Oregon
26 Jun 16
Who knew? Just because the bottom of the bag was a little wet, who knew? This is a timely tip in peach and nectarine season.
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@TheHorse (238275)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Jun 16
I'm glad to have been of help to my fellow humans!
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• Eugene, Oregon
26 Jun 16
@TheHorse And our gratitude is yours.
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• United States
26 Jun 16
Okay, Martha, that is a wise tip. But here's another from your tale. Put half of the donations into a glass container in the refrigerator when you arrive home with the donation from your friend. Once the first half of the fruit is eaten, put the glass container on the counter and enjoy fresh fruit twice as long.
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@TheHorse (238275)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Jun 16
Should I seal the glass container? Or let the fruit breathe in the cold air?
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@TheHorse (238275)
• Walnut Creek, California
27 Jun 16
@ElizabethWallace I scored some strawberries at the farmers market gig today. They're in the fridge now, breathing. Thanks!
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• United States
26 Jun 16
@TheHorse I think fruit needs to breathe. That's what I do. Unless it is green and you want it to ripen. Then inside a brown paper bag on the counter is good, but it is also best if the fruit is not touching another piece of fruit, so they don't spoil.
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@GardenGerty (169406)
• United States
26 Jun 16
I would have been putting those sweet little fruits into my freezer while I still could.
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@TheHorse (238275)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Jun 16
What is fruit like after you freeze and defrost it?
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@sallypup (69157)
• Centralia, Washington
26 Jun 16
@TheHorse Apricot popsicles. And local at that. I just froze a bunch of cherries. Best ever when winter gets here.
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@TheHorse (238275)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Jun 16
@sallypup I accidentally put a strawberry yogurt in the freezer last night. Single Malt Scotch moment, I suppose. I took it out today with lunch and had...frozen yogurt! It was really good.
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@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
27 Jun 16
ew apricot bombs
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@TheHorse (238275)
• Walnut Creek, California
27 Jun 16
My first thought was "damn Communists!" That was from a Mad Magazine cartoon from my childhood days.
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• United States
26 Jun 16
ack!! no, please tell me such jest t'weren't so! dang...i'd made a batch'f apricot preserves outta those lovelies myself.
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• United States
27 Jun 16
@TheHorse if'n i'd known ya'd been givin' such a gift, i'd surely hollered, hon.
@TheHorse (238275)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Jun 16
Well you shoulda wrote me before I dumped 'em all on the floor. They were pretty tasty!
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@Lucky15 (37391)
• Philippines
26 Jun 16
Oopssie. Lol
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@TheHorse (238275)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Jun 16
Well, that part of my kitchen floor is nice and clean now.
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@TheHorse (238275)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Jun 16
@Lucky15 ...a project for tomorrow. Maybe I'll do couple more square feet.
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@Lucky15 (37391)
• Philippines
26 Jun 16
@TheHorse i guess the other part is...
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• United States
26 Jun 16
When I lived in Concord we had a fabulous apricot tree that was loaded with fruit year after year. How lucky we were....but that is how is looks under the tree and you better believe it must be cleaned up regularly by the children of the house. I can almost smell the sweetness by looking at your picture. I had completely forgotten they were in season this early in the summer. Oh the gallons of apricot jam we made over the years.
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@TheHorse (238275)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Jun 16
I should learn to make jam. We have plenty of fruit right now. Soon, there will be blackberries as well. They're along the bike paths in Walnut Creek and Concord!
@josie_ (10033)
• Philippines
26 Jun 16
Speaking from experience, Martha?
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@TheHorse (238275)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Jun 16
I'd have to say yes in response to that question. Heh heh.
• Philippines
26 Jun 16
And thank you for that tip tho. I'll keep that in mind.
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@TheHorse (238275)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Jun 16
Don't want to wind up with a mess to clean up.
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