The Diaper (A Poem)

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Diaper the baby, Easy as one, two, three, Now don't be nervous. Why does this happen to me? I'm all thumbs. I'm fidgeting. I don't know have a clue. Help me! Help me! What am I suppose to do? Don't panic. The baby is wet. She needs a diaper change. Stay calm. You can do this. It's just like Home on the Range. Unfold here. Unfold there. Place the baby securely. Don't let the diaper tear. Fold, tape. Fold, tape. Now you've got it right. Just remember one thing. Don't take all night! Finally, you are down. Baby is happy. You've done a good job. Ah, now you can take a nappy.