The Zombies Play Tennis

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The Zombies decided to go out to the tennis court and play a game of tennis. Of course, they were looking for some live humans to digest along the way. The Zombies did not have tennis balls. The Zombies did not have tennis rackets. In fact, the Zombies didn't have a clue how to play the game of tennis. However, they liked to swing at things (as long as they didn't lose their arms) and they liked to crush some tennis balls. Ah, there were several young people playing tennis today. The Zombies chased after the players. The young players swatted at the Zombies. They hissed at the Zombies. Finally, they ran off the court leaving their rackets and balls behind them. The Zombies sighed. "We have rackets. We have balls. We have no humans. Zombies not have. We did not even score. Oh well, we will eat each other for a special Grand Slam meal."