Do you want a twenty???

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I was at this convenience store, and this guy comes up to me, and asks me if I want a twenty? I kind of looked at him weird. I said... Did I hear you right? You want to give me a twenty? He said: Yes ma'am! He said: I actually can get you all the twenties you want. I said: Okay... You are pulling my leg. This is a joke. Right? You are just wanting to see if I will fall for your scam, and make me look stupid? He said: No ma'am!!! I am being serious! I said: Okay. Then he said: So how many twenties do you want? Then I said: I will take all the twenties that you have. While waiting, I asked him: Why are you being so generous, and giving out twenties? And I don't mean to be rude, but you don't look like you can afford to do this... I'm just saying. Then I asked him another question: Is this counterfeit money??? He started to laugh! He said: No baby! I am not giving you a twenty, you are going to give me a twenty? I said: Give you a twenty? I am confused??? You just asked me if I wanted a twenty, and that you had as many as I wanted. Now you are telling me, that you want me to give you a twenty??? What??? I am suppose to give you a twenty, and then you turn around and give it back to me? Isn't that defeating the purpose??? I said: You are playing me for a fool, aren't you? He laughed again...then said: (I guess he figured out, that I really had no idea what he was talking about.) No, baby no! It's weed baby! Weed! I have all the twenty dollar bags of weed, that you want! I said: Are you serious??? You are asking if I want to buy some dope??? And I just told you that I wanted all that you had??? He said: Yeah baby! Yeah! I said: Read my lips...HELL NO!!! I dont' get into that stuff, and never will! However, I have to admit...that he did make me feel stupid, because I had no clue what he was talking about. I guess that is some kind of code name that drug sellers use, to feel out if they were selling to undercover cops! The scary part is... Had he been an undercover cop, trying to catch buyers, I might have had a new set of matching bracelets, and housing quarters, by now. Because I did tell the guy, I wanted all he had. But I really did think he was talking about $20 bills. LOL How stupid and naive, I must have looked to him. However... If I have to be made to look stupid, and like a fool... I would rather be stupid over something like this. I have no knowledge, whatsoever...of any of the "drug" lingo out there today, and never want to know.