Nekked!

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I got up before Ted came today to shave my legs and wash my hair to save time for him. Not that he needs me to hurry, but I give him some extra minutes to have a dinner break or something. We are very close comedians. When he got here I was just putting on my deodorant and nystatin powder. I called him and I was up on my feet instead of sitting down. It surprised him dandy he said Ohhhh! I said you never know when you open a door and find a naked woman. He grinned and said, I know there's a joke in there somewhere. He said no matter how you try to embarrass me, I don't think you will. I get him laughing so hard his shoulders shake.