Thoughts from Beakie the Crow

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Beakie the Crow has new thoughts that he would like to convey to you. (1) Never gargle in the restaurant. (2) Always be polite to crows. After all, they are the most intelligent bird in the universe. (3) Wash your hands after every meal. Also, wash your toes. This might prove to be more difficult in a public restroom. (4) Don't run around in circles unless you are imitating that you are the Earth circling around the sun. Why you would do this, I'll never know. (5) Never attempt to clean spit from a camel. He'll just return the favor and do more spitting. (6) Don't sit on a cactus thinking that is a cheap alternative to acupuncture. It's not! That's it. Now leave me alone. I've got a date with a female crow named Veronica.