C-cup to A-cup Humor

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How did I go from a C-cup in my 20's and 30's to a B-cup in my 40's and 50's and now in my 60's an A-cup? You'd think I was 12-years-old again. I realize that a chi-chi is made up of about 5% Pectoral Muscle and the other 95% is fat tissue. Well, you have to have some fat for the muscle to hold it up don't you? Unless of course you have too much fat and then you're looking at what I fondly call a Knee-cup. And don't get me started on having a Mammogram; you know that device that is similar to a vice grip that smooshes what you do have into a pancake. How do you have one done if there's nothing to put into the device? I guess if I ever decided to rob a bank; with my deep voice and no chi-chi's, they'd mistake me for a man. I guess that would be a plus in my favor. Silly humor for your Saturday morning.