Embarrassing Moment? you decide

@Inlemay (17712)
South Africa
December 7, 2016 2:02am CST
This TRUE LIFE Short story which has been inspired by the "queuing" post written by @xFiacre would have me challenging everyone to rack their brains and bring forth something out the archives of some TRUE LIFE drama you have experienced yourself. So I dont do queuing . . . and I need the loo in Antwerp while meandering the beautiful sights. Now at every Café or restaurant they have these "unisex doorless" toilets which had me holding in bodily waste more than ever, which is not very good for any traveler. So on this day, as we left the historic iconic Cathedral of our Lady we walked by the HILTON HOTEL Old Town and I said to the girls - Watch and learn. The Hotel Doorman standing supremely outside (even in the worst of cold weather) and is suited out in top hat and all, watching keenly for any guest that might arrive. I walked up to the door and without a flinch he opened it and ushered us in. I said a humble thank you in my BEST English and we walked in. The Hotel was absolutely beautiful inside and my daughters and I meandered around the foyer and moved toward the ladies restrooms - ACTING like we belong of course. There is a sign posted on the door as we approach that states "Restrooms only accessible by Hotel Room Key" And NOW?? LUCKILY a very 'American' woman and friend (the accent was clear) was leaving as we arrived and there was no need for us to use OUR non existent key card. he he. As we left the very handsome young Reception Manager chatted up my daughters and then stated "Whenever you are in the city, you are more than welcome to use the facilities Ladies" wakakakaka - thanks for listening and reading, great memories flashed through my brain as I read Fiacre's queuing post. Have you any to share? If you do, please tag TRUE LIFE
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@WorDazza (15826)
• Manchester, England
7 Dec 16
Unisex doorless toilets!!! No wonder us Brits voted to leave the EU. Barbarians!! Great picture! How are the girls doing?
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@xFiacre (14782)
• Ireland
7 Dec 16
@inlemay Hotel staff are much more alert than we imagine! I've used 5 star bogs all over the world posing as a guest and I'm sure the desk clerks all knew what I was up to. My most heroic queue-bumping escapade was when boarding a Syrian Arab plane in Damascus heading for Kobenhaven. I threw caution to wind and in the queue to get on walked over to the steps at the front of the plane that no-one was using, waved to an imaginary friend, shouted "I'm up at this end of the plane James - see you when we land", and helped myself to a first class seat.
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
7 Dec 16
I rather like the idea of unisex doorless toilets.
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@WorDazza (15826)
• Manchester, England
8 Dec 16
@Asylum And on that note i think we should end this particular thread!!!
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@JudyEv (381760)
• Rockingham, Australia
7 Dec 16
Finding a toilet in a strange city can be quite difficult. Mostly Australia is quite well off in this area.
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@Inlemay (17712)
• South Africa
8 Dec 16
@xFiacre I am sure she will appreciate that
@xFiacre (14782)
• Ireland
8 Dec 16
@judyev I have identified all the nice toilets in Belfast. I'll send you a map if you ever need one.
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@JudyEv (381760)
• Rockingham, Australia
8 Dec 16
@xFiacre I'll remember that. We're hoping to visit Damian next year - April or May probably.
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@Tampa_girl7 (54714)
• United States
7 Dec 16
Thank goodness you find some facilities that were usable
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@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
7 Dec 16
bwahhahaaa, so you were fooling no one!
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@Inlemay (17712)
• South Africa
8 Dec 16
it seems not
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• United States
10 Dec 16
Love your story! The powers that be miss nothing!