Gubmint gives, Gubmint takes

United States
December 13, 2016 9:40pm CST
Dec 13, 2016 I got my annual cost of living adjustment (COLA) letter from the gubmint today telling me how rich I'll be on Social Security in 2017. They gave me a little raise. They charged me a little more for Medicare. I broke even. Same as last year. Same as the year before. Gubmint gives. Gubmint takes it alllll back. All hail the gubmint.
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@JudyEv (381760)
• Rockingham, Australia
14 Dec 16
I know it's not funny but you've written this so well. :) All hail the gubmint indeed!
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• United States
14 Dec 16
Thank you. Might as well laugh, eh.
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• United States
15 Dec 16
@JudyEv It possibly is, LOL. But not this time.
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@JudyEv (381760)
• Rockingham, Australia
14 Dec 16
@blitzfrick When I first read 'Gubmint' I thought it was another website like myLot of something. :)
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@FourWalls (86575)
• United States
2 Jan 17
I got a whopping four bucks!!!! White Castles are on me!* (*Limit two, buy your own fries and drink.)
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• United States
2 Jan 17
One of my 80+ year old neighbors got less than a dollar. It's absolutely awful. I love your gallows humor! We may as well laugh, I guess.
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@FourWalls (86575)
• United States
2 Jan 17
@blitzfrick -- you gotta laugh to keep from crying. On January 20th I'll start my second presidential administration waiting for my VA claim. But, they just passed a law mandating that the VA has to hire more people and judges to get this massive backlog cleared off, so maybe....by the time I'm 86 (I'm 56 now)....
@FourWalls (86575)
• United States
2 Jan 17
@blitzfrick -- and I always say there's a song for everything. Here's one from the Roger Miller Tony Award-winning play Big River, sung by John Goodman.
Provided to YouTube by Universal Music Group International Guv'ment (1985 Original Broadway Cast) · John Goodman Big River: The Adventures Of Huckleberry Fin...
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@Jackalyn (7558)
• Oxford, England
14 Dec 16
A similar sort of thing happens here. It is the poor wot gets the gravy.
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• United States
14 Dec 16
good thing I like gravy
@LadyDuck (502168)
• Italy
14 Dec 16
Same here, a little raise on Social Security and a bit more for Medicare. Nothing changes.
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• United States
14 Dec 16
Even I can do the math. Pitiful.
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