Humpty Dumpty (Parody #2)

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Humpty Dumpty Sat on his hat. Humpty Dumpty Got knocked over by a cat. Humpty Dumpty Cracked open in two. Humpty Dumpty Was put back together with glue. Humpty Dumpty Is squirting out egg. Poor Humpty Dumpty, It's running down his leg. Humpty Dumpty Is now an empty shell. He's lighter than air And not looking so well. A cracked up Humpty Is no use at all. You might as well flush him In the empty stall.