No Scar, I do NOT want to come out and watch you poop
By JJ
@JolietJake (50190)
January 18, 2017 5:10am CST
Seriously.
You have a litterbox (that I clean for you) here in the house.
It is warm in the house.
It is NOT warm outside.
Do you remember the days I used to complain because you wouldn't poop outside and had to come in to do it, only to immediately request to go back out?
Do you remember how proud I was of you when you finally realized it was okay to poop outside?
But somehow, this has turned into you being outside, then coming to the door and yelling at me, and when I open the door, you run into the yard again to poop.
I know you think it is fascinating to watch ME poop.
Heaven forbid I should shut the bathroom door with you in the hallway.
But do you REALLY think I want to return the favor? 
That boy is just plain weird. 
I know you think it is fascinating to watch ME poop.
Heaven forbid I should shut the bathroom door with you in the hallway.
But do you REALLY think I want to return the favor?
That boy is just plain weird. 15 people like this
11 responses
@JolietJake (50190)
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18 Jan 17
Didn't Harry Chapin sing something about the cat's in the bathroom? Or something like that...
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@scarlet_woman (23463)
• United States
20 Jan 17
one of my girls wants people to watch her poop in the litterbox.
i think for some odd reason she thinks one of the other cats will attack her.
hate to tell you kiddo,with the dumps you make,i doubt the other cats are going be lining up exactly..
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@mommaj (23112)
• United States
19 Jan 17
What is with these animals? They watch us at the strangest times. I think they wonder why we wear clothes because it always involves clothes. Okay, food too. I haven't been to the bathroom by myself for over 14 years, that also includes showering. Let's not even talk about trying to get dressed or changing clothes.1 person likes this
@mommaj (23112)
• United States
19 Jan 17
@JolietJake That's a cat for ya. I take mine to get her hearing checked at least once a month. Shake a food bag and she comes running though. Well, that is unless she is full. LOL
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@JolietJake (50190)
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19 Jan 17
The only time he leaves me alone, normally, is when I am trying to get him to come to me.
Brat.
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@13tyates (1606)
• United States
18 Jan 17
Cats are always a bit interesting when it comes to things like this. We have one that seems to come to the glass storm door, meow at me, I go to the door and it just falls over and starts rolling back and forth. I don't know if I'll ever understand some of the things our cats do.
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@JolietJake (50190)
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18 Jan 17
Scar pulls that trick too...it's 'Aren't I so cute, come out and pet me'
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@toniganzon (72544)
• Philippines
18 Jan 17
Scar takes after you. Now stop whining!
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@ElusiveButterfly (45942)
• United States
18 Jan 17
Maybe he wants you to tell him that everything came out okay. Isn't that what friends are for?
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@asfarasiknow (3340)
• Bournemouth, England
18 Jan 17
Our cat now lives in the bathroom. His litter tray is in there, he doesn't use the human facilities.
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@Clairelouiser (683)
• United Kingdom
19 Jan 17
Cute, maybe he likes an audience. My cat HATES using her litter tray, if it were always warm enough to live outside she totally would.
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