Are You Effluent?

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Before saying I've got it wrong, I hope you'll read to the end. And yes, I do have it wrong but intentionally. Gotta catch the readers' attention. Some phrases catch the imagination and become absorbed into a nation's language and speech base - in this case Australia's. It might be a throwaway phrase but for some reason it strikes a chord, becomes widespread and oft-used. Here are several and I'm wondering how familiar they are to readers in other countries. The first is 'Life wasn't meant to be easy'. The full quote is 'Life is not meant to be easy, my child but take courage: it can be delightful'. The author of this was George Bernard Shaw, the Irish playwright, dramatist and critic, and it appears in the play Back to Methuselah. Australians picked up the first phrase after Malcolm Fraser, who was prime minister at that time, used it in a speech. For many Australians, Fraser seemed to have a pretty easy life so saying this upset some who wanted a few changes made. Nowadays, the phrase is quoted whenever things get a bit difficult. Another saying heard here is 'I'll have what she's having' which comes of course from the Billy Crystal/Meg Ryan film When Harry Met Sally. I'm sure this is well-known in most countries. Isn't it? The third and last phrase taken into the vernacular is from an Australian TV sitcom called Kath and Kim. The daughter is bemoaning her lack of wealth and says to the mother 'I want to be effluent, Mum: effluent'. The mother replies 'You are effluent, Kim. Look at all you have etc'. This was a hilarious part of the episode and for ages people would quote this whenever they had the chance. Edit: For those for whom English is their second language, effluent is liquid waste or sewage. She really needed to say 'affluent' which means well-off or rich. Here's a five-second link to the last phrase: The photo was taken in Kings Canyon, Northern Territory, Australia and has nothing to do with the text. :)